…the hottest spot north of Havana…
(don’t faaall in looove)
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Yes , you have to do as I say orelse 
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Time to go to sleep… night night lovelies!
Also: humour from the past…
Photograph: “How Bridget Served the POTATOES UNDRESSED” novelty card by CH Graves, 1897
Another time, another everything…
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Wisdom of the day: People who love war, have never been the guest of Catherine De Noire.
How some raid bosses in World of Warcraft die, giving a long speech upon dying:
This used to be cutting edge graphics.
Ancient TV show:
Barristers treat their clients the opposite way:
When you go your own way, everyone thinks you’re dating Margot Robbie:
With the mishap section cut out version, this is how Winterco/SLYCE’s Jhannis fleets mobilize:
This made me think of Leo DiCaprio and giggle:
Hey, can a LAGLer buy you a drink 11/10 :
Desirable relationship:
The pinnacle of journalism:
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What the hell happened to you have so much fun on the forums? 
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Rebirth from my ashes and being my true, authentic self fully? 
Why does the mushroom get invited to the parties?
Because he is a fun guy.
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Besides, this was how LAGL was like pre-2020. Fun and a pinch of unhinged. 
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Keep it up! You will live longer. 
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Speaking of living longer, I had been visiting the dentist here downunder and the costs are so expensive without private health coverage like me not having made that leap yet.
Though the other day I had a full cleaning and polishing and now my teeth at the top had been completely removed/replaced with top row dentures.
/Oral root canal is a gateway to heart health and the only quicker way to the heart is through the chest with a stake if I were a vampire.
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Laugh long and prosper! 
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Major breakthrough discovery at the Pyramids: Did you know that in Ancient Egypt, rituals and ceremonies were so important that for the opening ceremony of the Giza Pyramids they employed two legendary, bards of the Ancient Pantheon and especially the favourites of Ra, The Sun God? Those bards were previously unknown to Egyptologists. But it is now known that they had a deep understanding of divine music that allowed the reality to shift vibration. 
This information was discovered from hieroglyphs during a new excavation that led to the discovery of the Hall of Records. The inscriptions were deciphered and their names roughly translate into modern English language as “Ke’ith” and “Wi’lee”.
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That’s a fake AI image, the harp on the left has a wrong number of strings!
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Pyramids were smooth and shining!
Probably could have had some cracking due to thermal expansion tho.
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You forgot the gold plated cap stones that would have been reflecting sunlight at the top.
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And the fact that despite the Nile being some of the most productive farmland in the world, everyone was still dirt poor. Egyptian taxes were absurdly high to pay for these ridiculous tombs.
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The pyramids existed long before Egypt even existed.
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What do you mean AI? Yiole, they had no AI or datacenters back then. They didn’t have any photoshop to edit the photo either. smh. 
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OMG, you’re right! Now I’ll need to go to sleep and think about it! Night night night lovelies!
Also: due to unforeseen circumstances, change of subject:
Photograph: The first Kermit The Frog from 1955, preserved at the Smithsonian National Museum of American History.
Made out of an old coat for the body and head, blue jeans for the lower section and a painted ping pong ball for the eyes, Kermit’s head was empty so his mouth and face could be manipulated with one hand, making it highly expressive.
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Good Lord, I could craft a sweater from third-from-left’s armpit hair.
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That’s the best misinterpretation of that saying I have ever seen!
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It’s time to pad my likes!
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