Zaera was stuck in a convent for crimes against capsuleers, forever which is not long atall.
Frostpacker who was responsible for her sentencing and has since found religion, visits her and takes her golfing for a laugh.
Frosty explains the basics then lets Zaera tee off. The ball flies across the fairway towards the green, but lands meters from the hole.
“Oh God dammit, I missed.”
Frosty scolds Zaera.
“Zaera, you ought to be careful. You of all people should know that if you continue to blaspheme like that, surely the Lord will strike you down with lightning.”
At the green, again she takes her shot, but the ball rolls past the hole, coming to a stop just a few inches away from it.
“Oh God dammit, I missed again.”
Again, Frosty warns her.
“Zaera, watch your language. Take the Lord’s name in vain again, and surely He will strike you down with lightning.”
Zaera takes her putter and puts the ball towards the hole, in what should be in incredibly easy shot. Unfortunately, the ball skims the side of the hole and overshoots, coming to rest just next to it.
“Oh god dammit, how could I miss that!”, says Zaera.
Suddenly, there’s a huge thunder crash and bright flash of lightning, and the Zaera finds herself standing all alone on the golf course.
And then a voice booms from above…
“Oh god dammit, I missed.”