— Now Offering War Decs, Recon & Explosive Shenanigans —
Ever dreamed of declaring war like it’s a Friday night hobby? Or maybe you just want someone to delete a structure while you sip Quafe on comms?
We’re your crew!
Pirates? Yes.
Professionals? Surprisingly, also yes.
Cowards? Not even a little.
We’re currently ranked #2 in war decs in all of EVE – and no, we didn’t get there by sitting in Jita and running away when more than two reds show up. We fight. We laugh. We explode. And sometimes, we even win.
Here’s what we bring to your chaos party:
- War Deccing & War Support – Our specialty. We’ll make their overview light up like it’s Luminaire snowball season.
- Surveillance/Recon – We see you. Yes, even you, Bob in that cloaky Tengu.
- Structure Destruction/Defense – Whether it needs to go boom or not boom, we’ve got the firepower and memes to back it up.
Price Match Guarantee:
Got a quote from another merc crew? Cute. We’ll beat it like it owes us ISK. A lot. Try us.
Laughs are mandatory, and all tears are collected for scientific purposes.
Message us today!
Let’s make some war. And memories. But mostly war.
Join our in-game channel: BSS DECS
— The Old School Alliance crew 