I am bumping this thread cus we are moving to Guristas and are going to be the Premier Guristas USTZ Alliance, specializing in Small Gang Combat and Being Best Friends.
We plunder so much booty now as pirates it’s unreal.
Back in 1976, my wife and I watched with heavy hearts as our eldest son enlisted in Faction Warfare with Meta Reloaded. At the time, we thought it was a death sentence - we thought we’d never see our baby boy get to grow old like we had, live like we had, start a family like we had. We’d tried everything to stop him from enlisting in what we felt was a senseless and never-ending cycle of violence, but he was as strong-headed as his old man and we knew once he’d set his sights on something, it was all but done.
And now here we are 21,365 years later on the other side of the EVE gate and living in our little Caldari Lowsec homestead living more fully and happily than we could have imagined! With his valiant efforts on the FW frontlines, our son has been sending home more Dread Guristas Warp Scramblers and Ballistic Controls than Debbie and I know what to do with! It has been a real blessing, and we don’t take for granted how hard our son worked to make this all possible despite our trepidation.
It’s no exaggeration to say we owe our home, happiness, and health to our son and his team at Meta Reloaded! They’re truly all like family to us - we even encourage them to keep a clone in our facility so they can drop in for a Quafe and a homecooked meal anytime they need a break from the job site. Parents: learn from our mistake! Encourage your sons and daughters to seek out the opportunity ZUCK is providing for capable & motivated individuals like our son! You won’t regret it!
ZUCK goes in, guns hot,
roaming nerds and dunking fools,
cyno? feral mode
free sloppy at Thera GravLab station
What the ■■■■ did you just ■■■■■■■ say about me, you little Narodnya? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SVAROG CLADE, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Azdaja Incursions, and I have over 300 confirmed extirpations. I am trained in abyssal warfare and I’m the top Kikimora pilot in the entire Triglavian Collective. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ■■■■ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in the proving grounds, mark my ■■■■■■■ words. You think you can get away with saying that ■■■■ to me in local? Think again, ■■■■■■. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of kybernauts across the collective and your ship is being combat scanned right now so you better prepare for the storm, DEVIANT AUTOMATA. The flow of Vyraj will wipe out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ■■■■■■■ dead, Narodnya. We can be anywhere, anytime, and we can extirpate you in over three hundred ways, and that’s just with our entropic disintegrators. Not only am I extensively trained in space combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Triglavian Collective and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the ancient domains, you little Sobornost. If only you could have known what unholy Liminality your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ■■■■■■■ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn Narodnya. I will ■■■■ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ■■■■■■■ dead, Sobornost.
Vaelyth Findarr gave me dome outside of Moclinamaud I - FedMart Retail Center station
My isk long, my wallet deep, my corp hangar heavy
shawty chose to be with a wormhole corp sounds like her problem to me