[USTZ] [ZUCK] META RELOADED - OVERHEATING INFINITELY

[Neris_Fateburn]

Free zuccs, apply here.

[Sea_Tea]

“When we joined the Covenant, we took an Oath…”
“According to our station, all without exception!”
“On the blood of our fathers, on the blood of our sons, we swore to uphold the Covenant!”
“Even to our dying breath!”
“Those who break this Oath are heretics, worthy of neither pity nor mercy. Even now, they use our lords’ creation, to broadcast their lies…”
“We shall Grind them into dust!”
“And continue our march to glorious salvation!”

[Cyrus_Ignis]

Imma kiss all the Bois on the mouth

[Epictetus_Sato]

i bump this thread like i bump supers off BigAB’s fortizar in Kamela

[Vaelyth_Findarr]

Imma kiss all the Cyruses on the…

[Nappa_From_DBZ]

When you first saw The Zuck, were you blinded by it’s majesty?
Blinded?
Paralyzed? Dumbstruck?

Come be blinded, paralyzed, and dumbstruck with us.

[Working_Class_Man]

Our CEO is such a player that he’s the father of half the corp.

[Vaelyth_Findarr]

:insert meme:

[Working_Class_Man]

[1:01 PM] [MET0] Cyrus Ignis: Mister working class man if you don’t go bump the thread then you’re going to owe the SRP wallet 5b and write me an essay on why you hate the corp, I think you know which one is easier for all of us.

[Whisky_Lu]

I went on vacation to EU for a month and I was still a corp member when I got back \o/

In all seriousness it’s a great group of folks, and we’re picky with recruitment!
It’s not about having the right skills or experience in the game, it’s about how you jive with the group. When you’re looking for that tight knit group of folks that loves having a blast in lowsec, this is the place to be.

[Cyrus_Ignis]

Step bro I’m stuck

[Vaelyth_Findarr]

Phoenix Navy Issue | Joseph Drake | Killmail

You can be a part of a faction dread kill too!

[Good_Fight_Buddy]

Accidentally Ordered 100 Bananas… Now What?

So, I was doing some online grocery shopping and must’ve fat-fingered the quantity box because instead of 10 bananas, I somehow ordered 100.

Now my kitchen looks like Donkey Kong’s paradise, and I have no idea what to do with all these bananas. Smoothies? Banana bread?

Any creative ideas? Or should I just embrace my new potassium-packed lifestyle?

[Lonirus_Bheskagor]

Been having alot of fun with them so far and they dont make me mine so its 10/10

[Nappa_From_DBZ]

Join ZUCK so next year we can win the Alliance Tournament

[Yung_Elo_Knight]

Now with a nifty new alliance logo !!

[Chubida_Mishi]

Can I bump now?

[Nappa_From_DBZ]

Come fly menyos with us!
MENYO MENYO MENYO MENYO MENYO MENYO MENYO MENYO MENYO MENYO MENYO MENYO MENYO MENYO MENYO MENYO MENYO MENYO MENYO MENYO

[Vaelyth_Findarr]

There are bugs in your skin.

[Lonirus_Bheskagor]

They tolerate furries for some reason, that can only go well.