Hee! Well, actually I think if people really did steal all my stuff I might just laugh a lot. I can’t be sure, though, since it hasn’t ever happened.
If you want to know what I’m like when I’m mortally wounded, you might ask Ms. Kim. We fought a duel to an arguable draw a few months ago. I’d … try to explain, myself, but, I’m not sure if my memories are clear. She got me in the neck, so, I lost consciousness pretty fast. The look on her face said I was being really weird, though (or maybe that was just her noticing how badly she was hurt herself; I’m not sure).