Wait, what? He accidentally committed necrophilia? From my understanding, it was on purpose. That he did it in public is news to me.
I don’t think Ms Priano is looking for crowd-suppression volumes of dye shooting out of a cannon, just enough to soak Mr Shutaq’s hair. Though to deliver even the needed volume of dye over that great a distance is going to require enough kinetic energy to be felt…
Now that I’ve answered this, I can go back to doing important things. Such as sleeping in.