HEY! They are trying their best! Keep it light, keep it funny
Well I for one wholeheartedly endorse this endeavour. EF got me immensely drunk whilst I was hanging out at the Hykotta gate one evening and took everything I have. He tried to say it was Enat that stole the fillings from my teeth, but I know better! I am not a dumb guy!
I now have nothing left thanks to the Amazon Prime people. They took my wife, her girlfriend and my girlfriendās boyfriend. I think they even took my dog, but it could be that itās just so ashamed of me that itās hiding somewhere in the purple Fortizar.
You may have my corvette. Itās not much, but thereās only so much a man can take. Youāre our only hope.
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Once again we appreciate all the comments and bumps on our post! We love you to death!
Your death 
Come join V.AR.R.I.C. Make the gankers bleed, they like it!
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Seriously, can folks please join this group? Or else theyāll never undockā¦
We canāt keep getting away with this
Ti? Ti fighters, Tidi? I need to know what ti it is I like. I know itās not ti food, not enough antacids in Walmart to help me recover.
Can you explain what happened with that EveScout kill? I am interested in joining but it looks like a scam if your first post says you only kill gankers but you also kill innocent eve scout people?
Absolutely zero interest in joining the āanti-pirateā corp but of those who are in Abhazon. Hit me up
Iāll have my chatbot eve-mail your chatbot
We did leave you your wifeās boyfriend, so not ALL was lost.
Keep the love coming! EnatKinu gets a cookie for correcting my spelling!
The rest of you will get projectiles, missiles and lasers in your hull! 
Come join V.A.R.R.I.C. - Have the most fun pvp you can have in EVE, outnumbered, outgunned, where all you can rely on is skill and tactics, not just gatecamping!
We are growing! Come help us fight the campers in Ahbazon! Join V.A.R.R.I.C.
Right from Ahbazon Localā¦ Those receipts everyone lovesā¦ā¦ More proof they are not really out to protect you from the pirate menace they claim us to be.
EVE System > Channel changed to Local : Ahbazon
EF Zeta > <url=killReport:131881854:9835970a39a017b44487a5babd723f68363f6324>Kill: TheBrideOfAdam (Providence) ZKILL
EF Zeta > fyi - this blood is on your hands, anti-pirates
EnatKinu > Help me Anti-pirates your my only hope
Mella May > who flies a freighter into Ahbazon anyway
EnatKinu > They cant keep getting away with this
EF Alpha > <url=showinfo:1373//2121619671>Mella May wait till you see people gating jump freighters into ahbazon
Mella May > we are anti-you not pro-freighters
Again, just like with the poor Signal Cartel rookie ship, they are not here to protect, but to try and drum up numbers for who knows what, but I can tell you one thing. Its not anti-piracy. They did not even decloak or warp to the gate to try and defend this poor freighter.
Tune in next time for more āAs The Ahbazon Turnsā
o7
Enat
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For being people who like shooting people, I find it odd that you donāt like people shooting at you?
You are our content, we are thankful that you are so evil that we can hunt you! Collateral damage happens, the Signal Cartel guy flew a 100k isk ship, I think he survived that
I would love if you shot at me, but youāre too busy hiding in highsec, cloaked or docked while yapping in local and this thread.
We keep getting away with it! Come join us in fighting the campers and gankers in Ahbazon!
Even Xeron Vann joined us as an undercover spy! You join V.A.R.R.I.C. too!
Most fun pvp you ever had!
Great fights! Free ships! The chance to get back at the guys that probably ganked you at some point!
Join V.A.R.R.I.C. ! Fight back!
I tremble, theyāre gonna eat me aliveā¦
You taste a bit sour, EF Alpha, I think weāll pass
But come join us and fry him and his friends! No eating required!
Join V.A.R.R.I.C. and come shoot the gankers!
You are the company you keep. Nothing else needs to be said.
The enemies of my enemies are always my friends EF
On another note, in the Galactic News, ganking in Ahbazon is down by many, many percent. Probably the most percent in the world. Everyone says so.
Join VARRIC, help the percent!
Shoot the gankers and mock EF Alpha!
Be the Hero you always wanted to be!