It’s funny that you mention that. Since he’s woken up and is doing well, Fabuleux has authorized me to announce that he was the individual rescued in Chesiette. He seems to have recovered well from his ordeal and is his usual colorful self. I’d like to thank again the other individuals who helped affect his rescue and look forward to a future that is a little more Fabuleux.
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Oh, Maker. You are just like little uneducated kids!
Even in kindergarten kids in the Caldari State know already that you can marry only boys with girls, boys become fathers and girls - mothers. You literally can’t make joke about proposing of one girl to another! It loses all sense. It isn’t embarassing. It isn’t funny. It is just absurd.
Don’t want. Please put it back where you found it.
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There is no comprehending this position or this attack on two people who likely have no impact upon you.
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Expectable from you. If you need explanations, send NeoCom mail to secretary of my first officer. Otherwise, keep your rants out from my sight. Thanks in advance.
You’re really not very good at recognising a joke are you?
I’m glad to hear Fabuleux has been found. We could all do with a little levity on these forums.
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Some people laugh at things like “There were hanging two boots, especially left one”. And maybe you would would find it funny proposing to a teapot either, just like a girl proposing to a girl. Worst kind of “jokes” are when one people need to use other person as a target of their sick sense of “humor”. I guess it all depends on your development as a personality.
I can only recommend trying Jita prop comedians. These guys have really good jokes. They will teach you what does a good humor mean.
I believe we did. We found him in the Federation and that’s where he was last I saw him. I wouldn’t dare take him to the Empire against his will. The Holders’ Handbook clearly states that you need to steal a titan before abducting Gallente celebrities.
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Hello.
I was the first capsuleer on the scene, and the first to find Mr. Fabuleux in his yacht. He was unconscious, and an analysis of his blood showed the presence of several sedatives.
Several other capsuleers including Mrs. Pryce arrived and helped move him to my ship, then escorted me to the nearest medical facility.
If it puts any of your fears to rest, I guarantee you that this man has nothing to do with the Kyonoke plague, and I would definitely be dead if he did.
I'm glad to hear Mr. Fabuleux is recovering well!
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You should know well by now that unless it is a State-issued Morale Boosting Tension Relief Parlance™, she does not understand humour.
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Ahh, I see well-known trolls are still spreading lies about me. I wish that blight to be cleansed from the civilized places already.
Kimmie, what have you got against Fabuleux? He’s so nice!
Fabuleux can easily tell you are someone to be respected Ms.Kim. Hundreds if not thousands of patriotic statesmen look up to you and see a figure of authority.
I hope it’s not just because of where he was born…
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Ahh, you make me feel bad, Ms. Phelps!
No, it’s not because of where he was born. And I don’t want to get into details. Had some unpleasantries. I think I need to cool down a bit. Excuse me. We will see!
Hey,hey,hey people we are getting off topic here, we where discussing Miss Strifes fondness for bondage i belive 
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So that’s a yes? Wonderful!
I figure we could start with a light lunch at one of my smaller holdings. Afterwards, if you’re still interested I can talk to you at great length about bondage. Only about a third of Minmatar are into Amarrian styles of bondage, the rest seem to find it unnatural and are are repulsed by it. The nice thing about bondage is once they try it, most Minmatar find that it isn’t as bad as they thought and eventually start to see things our way.
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TCMCs and Vitoxin have that effect on people…
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Slow down there, that’s too kinky for me.
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On a serious note, I’ll believe you when Fabuleux-senpai sends me a mail or posts on this forum.
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Suddenly I feel a strong need to hug a kitten or something
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That would be your good judgment telling you to flee this unholy abomination of a form and never return… don’t worry, it will wither and die eventually.
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