What EVE really needs: A dating platform!

There is Princess Aiko Danuja already holding the similar spot. It would be ridiculous, but you may try.

that cant be possible… many places … i heard that Princess akiko is a minor… that woulr be a big crime in NEW EDEN… i can adopt princess and i can sent her to university give her good education and better life oportunities… i can seva her from CALDARI slumdogs… and for the rest of CODE . the rest into my harem and i can rent them out

What is this balls

old guys dream of a dating site so they can play role young girls to flirt with other old guys, nice

How about you develop a sense of humor ?
This whole thread is in jest, in case you haven’t noticed.

Was this post inspired by Talking in Stations in any way?

As soon as Matterall proposed “Grindr for EVE,” I was expecting a lot of jokes about that.

Hey, how about this!
A cultist following of suicide gankers! :smiley:

Growing a group is easy if you don’t care about the demographics!

Like, if you want to attract a bunch of assholes, which guarantees growth …
… all you need to be doing is publicly (not really the forums) promoting …
… and actively doing something in the game which messes with people.

It works best when this “messing with people” has no form of punishment …
… like bumping miners out of mining range …
… mining their roids continuously …
… bumping mission runners in the deadspace so they can’t run the mission …

… there’s a list of things in my head.

I guess it’s worth ISK. lol

Just look at @Pix_Severus . He enjoyed hunting MTUs and someone recommended starting a blog about it …
… and now he’s a low profile celebrity with his own following. Friends!

There is NO end to the social dynamics in this game …
… so whatever you want to achieve, you actually COULD achieve.

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No. I don’t watch streams, read blogs or any of that sort.
Someone linked the video in the initial post, which he found via hoboleaks.

That’s where it’s coming from.

Hello Alabama. Yee haawww

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wow all suddenly get serious… :slight_smile: All I want was a harem and some cultist babies… they creeping in Tarkov at night so good… this is not about growing communities… its about dating… may be some one night stands with handsome Amarrian … or Blood raider pirate… ( trigs are not my taste … )

It leads to tears. It’s never good to let miners date pvp’ers. Their offspring sell mining permits.

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Yeah … But what is my way out? In our tradition :
we can’t get anyone into a harem if they are from your land and from your tradition… So it has to be formed up from an outsider… foreigners … that how it worked a thousand years…

Also I’m not attracted to carebears … That’s a serious turn off! and most eve players are grinders and carebears … warrior / carebear balance tipped over the carebears behalf long time ago in New Eden …

And im leading one of the oldest warrior bloodline in EVE… so i cant choose one of them … and i cant choose some serious respected outsider warriors for my daily entertaintment… and some one night stand stuff.

then you tell me ! what ?? how i will come out of this space lonelinesss ??

@Solstice_Projekt @Wadiest_Yong

pleasure hubs and prostitutes are miners point of interest … i wont go there !
see :

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In fact, that’s quite easy. May I refer you this thread ? It has the solution.

Chloe, the travel companion

I believe miners can deliver the perfect, ice-cold, format for your needs. However, Drifters may occasionally interfere with this particular choice of companionship, in which case you will have to defend your loved one.

P.S. If for some reason the relation doesn’t work out, you can go back to the dating site (any station in New Eden provides this service) and simply contract your little heart breaker out.

As you know… since clone technology developed… there is no need for females anymore… as results of evolution its truly rare to find a real females for procreation … and males choosing female clone bodies to satisfy their … what was that word someone teach me yesterday … wait … @Massilian taught me… yes For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge with other males…

Under this conditions… sory but i dont think necrophily is option for me

But … but … everyone in EvE loves corpses :eyes:
or should anyway

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There is some serious drama goin on here… and noone eats popcorn …

In that logic then there’s no need for males either since it takes two to tango.
Then again, cloning removes the need for sexual organs but not the urge. So there’s still hope for you.

Its really evolution … physical sturcture and conditions also as well as male brain structure makes space and New Eden more appealing for them … and makes it pretty hard for true females hang on to life in New Eden And they eventually faded away …

The future you describe is bleak. Is there no Equality in New Eden ? I refuse to believe that. Females have been going to space since the 80’s. They been showing them boys how to do it, too. And piloting or space walks don’t necessarily require a male constitution.
Bring your friends, New Eden is inclusive.

its not future … we are talking about today… over 10 years females i met in new eden not more than 6-7. How many of them you know? how many female write to this thread you think? they are biomassing and leaving