What EVE really needs: A dating platform!

Every time I see that on billboard I think its in even more bad taste than when I have seen it before.

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Finally an update I can get behind!

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i find it kinda awesome to
people need a laugh

I’d like to meet a nice man.

I have read in many places that you are a minor ?

The “nice man” in me was beaten outta me by women many years age… :anguished:

There are no “nice men” in EVE. There are only nice guys, and loser virgin incels still living in mommy’s basement, as defined by chosen in-game activities.

Guys i lost my way and just fell into something where role players talking about this subject… i thought its same subject then ISD removed my post because it doesnt fit stellar something fiction… now im confused… where we roleplay where we dont … and what will happen with my harem plans ?

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hey stop that
im a realy manly MAN

You mean a cisgender hetero-normative patriarchal misogynist oppressor scumbag?

Could be worse, could be the orange life support apparatus for a sentient hair piece.

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yes :rofl:

edit:
its not my fault
its the chicks
the more you oppress the more they like you

“God gave men two heads, but only enough blood to use one at a time.”

Tim Allen.

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The little head rules the big head ~ my ex

ALL males should watch this vid.
Hot Crazy Matrix A Man’s Guide to Women - ORIGINAL - YouTube

Edit; Notice the dude is waring a sidearm. I would too… :crazy_face:

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Is that the one where the hotter they are the more insane they’re likely to be?

gold
i wish i had this chart wen i was younger

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That’s old, I used that one to death! I have to dig up some Benny Hill now! :rofl:

True classics never get old…they will never give you up nor let you down.