What EVE really needs: A dating platform!

I’ve been watching that movie and …
… I need to watch it again.

I really liked it and LOVE the language! :smiley:

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Dont encourage him

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In Caldari space - sure, but only if you pay the exorbitant individual merger fee.
In Amarr space - hell no, and expect to be re-educated.
In Gallente Space - sure, why not. Maybe even join a “I married my fedo” support group.
In Minmatar space - only if it’s from the right tribe.

–Anthropologist Gadget

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Are you sure you don’t actually want a slave?

She has hoard of them… i dont think so…may be she is looking for something meaningfull… thats what minors does generally … and en up with hormone driven relationships… meanwhile adults thinks that they looking for something hormones driven… end up trapped in a long term meaninfull ( questionable) relationships …

Leave Is alone with this PC crap.
I dont want things like this in a Video Game.
Bad & Sad enough we have to deal with it in RL.

Lol ok I cant help myself

What is it you have to deal with in real life? Dating agencies?

You know he’s right :wink:
Rejecting the EVE’s dating platform just makes ya look stoopid. C’mere an’ give meh a huuug ya big boiii ya :hugs:

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A dating platform in EVE online would be great!

I am really looking forward to browsing all the carebear profiles, with photos of them in which they take up only the lower third of the frame, taking up a beta pose and looking slightly melancholy off into the distance, or maybe reading the EVE equivalent of a Grisham novel, and bios that begin with “I don’t know why I’m doing this and you probably will never even care about or notice someone like me, but…”

Meanwhile, a CODE dating profile is just a kill board link and a “holla @ me gurl” in the “interests” section (his inbox is full, so don’t even bother).

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No hes Not.
And Copy my Statement just makes you Look even more stupid.
:slightly_smiling_face:

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Looks like you have experience with dating platforms.

:smile: You’re a fast one, aren’t you? Aaaaaw shucks :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: I really like you too

Only with SeekingArrangement.

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:face_with_hand_over_mouth: I’m on that website! It really works. It supports my gaming and a few other things besides.

I tried SugarDaddy but the guys are rude and toxic there :cry:

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