Why is CCP Guard so irresistibly sexy?

(Vectrio) #1

Look at the man. Holy shi

(Rain6637) #2

because you’re into boys?

(Rowdy Ronny) #3

Get a room.

(Linus Gorp) #4

Hate to break this to you, but he’s happily married.

But while we’re at it, I wonder if @ISD_Chanisa_Nemes looks as sexy in real life as her avatar does :thinking:

(Rain6637) #5

am I missing the context that makes this not weird

(Vectrio) #6

Nah no missing context. I’m just a man who loves Guard. Guy is the only reason I play EVE. Especially his excellent singing voice in the old Permabanned videos.

“Whoop whoop it’s the sound of space police”

(Blade Darth) #7

(Rowdy Ronny) #8

Is that what happens if you eat nyan cat?

(Frostys Virpio) #9

I guess I’m missing it too.

(CCP Falcon) #10

How do you think I feel, his desk is right next to mine.

I have to wear a crash helmet at work because of all the swooning I do every time I look to the left.

(Rain6637) #11

why do you need a helmet if you can only see him while sitting down

I have a feeling this will be a short thread.

(Corraidhin Farsaidh) #12

All this discussion of CCP helmets is severely triggering my inuendo response…

(Vectrio) #13

@CCP_Falcon damn I am so jealous! You luckyyyy

(Linus Gorp) #14

The captain of the friendship allows you to sit right next to him?
Aww, I’m officially jealous now.

(ISD Chanisa Nemes) #15

:kissing_heart: I like to keep it mysterious

(Linus Gorp) #16

I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question.
– Spock

(Vortexo VonBrenner) #17

Well they don’t call him the “Island Stallion” for nothing.

(Nate Hill) #18

Because of his glasses and confidence.

I think CCP Antiquarian is more sexy.