Look at the man. Holy shi
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because you’re into boys?
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Get a room.
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Hate to break this to you, but he’s happily married.
But while we’re at it, I wonder if @ISD_Chanisa_Nemes looks as sexy in real life as her avatar does 
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am I missing the context that makes this not weird
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Nah no missing context. I’m just a man who loves Guard. Guy is the only reason I play EVE. Especially his excellent singing voice in the old Permabanned videos.
“Whoop whoop it’s the sound of space police”
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Is that what happens if you eat nyan cat?
I guess I’m missing it too.
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How do you think I feel, his desk is right next to mine.
I have to wear a crash helmet at work because of all the swooning I do every time I look to the left.
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why do you need a helmet if you can only see him while sitting down
I have a feeling this will be a short thread.
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All this discussion of CCP helmets is severely triggering my inuendo response…
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@CCP_Falcon damn I am so jealous! You luckyyyy
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The captain of the friendship allows you to sit right next to him?
Aww, I’m officially jealous now.
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I like to keep it mysterious
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I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question.
– Spock
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Well they don’t call him the “Island Stallion” for nothing.
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Because of his glasses and confidence.
I think CCP Antiquarian is more sexy.
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