Ccp never forghetti

First off - let me make a short introduction
I’m the space 5.0, keeping EVE from destruction
Guard is the name, Lead master of the game
Top dog in the gamemaster hall of fame

Im chillin at my desk with two girls and one pimp cup
Sippin champagne, reading mails checkin what’s up
Isk spamming scum bags disturbing the peace?
WOOP WOOP its the sound of space police!

Every day is a fight, there’s no room for bloopers
Bugs coming at us like in Starship troopers
We help when we can, every child, every man
Treat the boogie man to a permanent ban!


We’re CCP! We march on fearlessly!
Excellent is what we strive to be!

If you’re going to follow us to the top


You best watch out bitch if you’re an exploiting scammer
Guard will gank you in the face with his big ban hammer
Remove all your Isk , throw your ass in the slammer
Make you share a cell with a manic ISK spammer

Like a never ending spam thread on racist biking
This song has something for everyone’s liking
Holy ■■■■ I see local spiking

…ladies and gents, its techno Viking!

Chorus x2

Ever flowing - never standing still
We roll with the punches, move in for the kill
The competition ends up six feet in the ground
With fists full of awesome we go round after round

United we stand never ever growing weary
We cannot fall cause gravity is just a theory
We reach higher than the giants in operations
Patience soon well be crip walking in stations

We’re more agile than a president dodging a shoe
We need three continents for our massive crew
From Atlanta to Shanghai to the Icelandic nation
Throw your hands up for World Domination!


Nice vid, but you know what it needs?


–Gadget does


Who are the girls washing the red car?

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five hours of the sound of the space police…oh yeeeah

iirc CCP said they worked in the CCP HQ office at the time (hilmar’s assistant and a receptionist? don’t recall )


I think I just threw up a little.

Ah. Why so? The flood of memories the OP brings? The disturbing reminder that CCP had vision and ambition for EvE at one time? Wonder at the puzzling thing that it must actually get warm enough in Reykjavik to wash a car outside? The sheer joy and exitement five hours of whoop whoop brings? All these factors and/or others?

Nope. Just comedy songs.

Hate them.

‘We cannot fall cause gravity is just a theory’

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Interesting… What do you think of stuff like this?

It’s not exactly comedy, but is humorous.

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