Eve is a Ganker’s Paradise

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“Ganker’s Paradise”

As I warp through the systems in the shadow of death,
I take a look at my isk and realize there’s nothin’ left.
‘Cause I’ve been blastin’ and scrammin’ so long that
Even my corp mates think that my mind is gone.

But I ain’t never crossed a pilot that didn’t deserve it,
In New Eden, respect’s earned, you know that’s certain.
You better watch where you’re mining and hauling,
Or you and your fleet might be down and falling.

I really hate to gank, but I gotta lock,
As they pop, I see myself in that laser shock.
Fool, I’m the kind of G that capsuleers wanna be like,
In my pod in the night, warp-drifting past the starlight.

Chorus
Been spendin’ most their lives, livin’ in a ganker’s paradise.
Haulers cry and pay the price, livin’ in a ganker’s paradise.
Keep spendin’ most our lives, livin’ in a ganker’s paradise.
Keep spendin’ most our lives, livin’ in a ganker’s paradise.

Look at the universe they got me facing,
I can’t live a normal life, got that PvP sensation.
So I gotta fly dirty with my outlaw crew,
Too many killmarks, got me aiming true.

I’m an educated pirate with isk on my mind,
A scram in my hold and destruction in kind.
I’m a gankin’ outlaw, warp disruptor pro,
And my fleet is down, so don’t provoke the show.

Fool, death ain’t nothin’ but a gate-jump away,
I’m living life one gank at a time, what can I say?
I’m 46 now but will I see 47?
The way I roam in low sec, maybe warp to heaven.

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we gank are you and me?

Chorus
Been spendin’ most their lives, livin’ in a ganker’s paradise.
Every warp a roll of dice, livin’ in a ganker’s paradise.
Keep spendin’ most our lives, livin’ in a ganker’s paradise.
Keep spendin’ most our lives, livin’ in a ganker’s paradise.

Power and the isk, isk and the power,
Fleetin’ up and watchin’ wrecks every hour.
Everybody’s runnin’, but half of them ain’t lookin’,
It’s goin’ down on grid, but I don’t know who’s cookin’.

They say I gotta learn, but nobody’s here to teach me,
If they can’t understand it, they’ll never reach me.
I guess they can’t, I guess they won’t,
Now I’m laughing in their wrecks, chump.

Chorus
Been spendin’ most their lives, livin’ in a ganker’s paradise.
Risking all without advice, livin’ in a ganker’s paradise.
Keep spendin’ most our lives, livin’ in a ganker’s paradise.
Keep spendin’ most our lives, livin’ in a ganker’s paradise.

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That’s memorable :sweat_smile: I love it.
Very good @L0NEWARRIOR :+1:

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