Wormhole Police MOST WANTED Criminals

Many thanks to The Porch Pirate Faoble for providing this image of @CCP_Convict in Wormhole Police custody!

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I did hear you was spotted last night, copying us I see with the ships and skins, they do look good even for your questionable policing style.

Was going to pop over and see you but was heading to battle with the Pirate princess and her horde.

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The Ship @CCP_Convict flew during Meme Fleet has been sold at Police Auction. How much do we love Convict… We love him THIS MUCH!

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400m is pretty good! Hopefully I’ve paid off my debt to society. :rotating_light:

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You will never be free of Vinne, watch out he’s not trying to turn you into an informer for his dubious hole police.

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Calm down miner.

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The NonAnonymous Karen Complain Desk is a HUGE SUCCESS!

  • There were a total of 78 Karen Complaints lodged this week.

Visit the WHPD Twitch Stream WEEKDAYS To earn Justice Points, interact with WHPD or DROP A DIME on some Dirtbag! Our 100% non-anonymous Drop-A-Dime program allows Ordinary Citizens to take their Karen Complaints RIGHT TO THE TOP!

If you are interested in Performing Community Service alongside The Wormhole Police, Please visit our Discord to sign up. The Meme Fleet departs on Sunday at 17:00 New Eden time from Caldari space. Reserve your spot in advance and get right with THE LAW!

Dirtbags from the week ending 2022-09-23 - See top post for current wanted list.

1.@CCP_Convict - Community Service COMPLETED with PRIDE
2.@Solstice_Projekt - FAILED to perform Community Service
3.@Uhtreddd - Community Service COMPLETED with PRIDE
4.@Okax - Community Service COMPLETED with PRIDE
5.Blueberry Beth - FAILED to perform Community Service
6.@CHONGUS - Community Service COMPLETED with PRIDE
7.@Zallana - FAILED to perform Community Service
8.DanTheBartender - FAILED to perform Community Service
9.@Perceus_Finch - FAILED to perform Community Service
10.TheThayn - FAILED to perform Community Service

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I do worry how this is regulated after all I found myself on said list , me being beyond reproach, by a scallywag pirate ganker. What ever next.

On a side note keep up the good work vinnie

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Says “private”, so not an auction then?

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The auction was live on Twitch Stream. The winner was then sent a contract with the winning bid required to accept this ONE OF A KIND spaceship.

The proud new owner sits in it, pantsless and imagines a future where HE’S IN CHARGE!

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I’m a really good regulator

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Fair enough

The NonAnonymous Karen Complain Desk is a HUGE SUCCESS!

  • There were a total of 85 Karen Complaints lodged this week.

Visit the WHPD Twitch Stream WEEKDAYS To earn Justice Points, interact with WHPD or DROP A DIME on some Dirtbag! Our 100% non-anonymous Drop-A-Dime program allows Ordinary Citizens to take their Karen Complaints RIGHT TO THE TOP!

If you are interested in Performing Community Service alongside The Wormhole Police, Please visit our Discord to sign up. The Meme Fleet departs on Sunday at 17:00 New Eden time from Caldari space. Reserve your spot in advance and get right with THE LAW!

Dirtbags from the week ending 2022-09-30 - See top post for current wanted list.

1.Blueberry Beth - FAILED to perform Community Service
2.@Okax - Community Service COMPLETED with PRIDE
3.@Ned_Norwood - FAILED to perform Community Service
4.@Uhtreddd - Community Service COMPLETED with PRIDE
5.@CHONGUS - Community Service COMPLETED via ALT
6.BLiTzD86 - Community Service COMPLETED with PRIDE
7.@Scott_Renton - Community Service COMPLETED with PRIDE
8.danTheBartender - FAILED to perform Community Service
9.Agreus Tyrannos - FAILED to perform Community Service
10.Cat McCavity’s Moustache - FAILED to perform Community Service

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Important correction, WiNGSPAN was sold to Zeratul Sheppard. I have simply taken over as head of HR and SRP.

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OMG This particular NonAnonymous Karen will be flogged publicly.

Officer-Down
That Pod Explosion was so bright on your VoD!

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i never even showed up to last weeks streams, why did i get on the list a second time lol

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Do you think that going into hiding will erase our memories sir? Everyone is still DEEPLY TRAUMATIZED by you! The Karens are wearing t-shirts which say…

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The NonAnonymous Karen Complain Desk is a HUGE SUCCESS!

  • There were a total of 62 Karen Complaints lodged this week.

Visit the WHPD Twitch Stream WEEKDAYS To earn Justice Points, interact with WHPD or DROP A DIME on some Dirtbag! Our 100% non-anonymous Drop-A-Dime program allows Ordinary Citizens to take their Karen Complaints RIGHT TO THE TOP!

If you are interested in Performing Community Service alongside The Wormhole Police, Please visit our Discord to sign up. The Meme Fleet departs on Sunday at 17:00 New Eden time from Caldari space. Reserve your spot in advance and get right with THE LAW!

Dirtbags from the week ending 2022-10-07 - See top post for current wanted list.

1.@Chance_Ravinne - FAILED to perform Community Service
2.Blueberry Beth - FAILED to perform Community Service
3.@CHONGUS - Community Service COMPLETED with PRIDE ALT
4.@Okax - Community Service COMPLETED with PRIDE
5.@Uhtredd - Community Service COMPLETED with PRIDE
6.WiNGSPAN - Community Service COMPLETED via DELIVERY ALT
7.@Solstice_Projekt - FAILED to perform Community Service
8.Astero - FAILED to perform Community Service
9.Cat McCavity’s Moustache - FAILED to perform Community Service
10.@Ned_Norwood - FAILED to perform Community Service

Why is Beth so misbehaving?

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