Week ending 2023-05-12
As the Chief of The Wormhole Police under Interstellar Universal Statute Law Freedom of Information Act (IUS Lex Title 5A, Chapter 551) - I am required to make public our current Most Wanted list of dirtbag criminals.
Please be advised that ordinary Citizens should not attempt to engage these dangerous criminals. Only properly licensed Vigilante Hunters in good standing are authorized to pursue.
1. @BLiTzD86 - 10 NonAnonymous Karen Complaints forâŠ
- AWOL, LATE, NOT ON THE LIST, MOTHER FOCKIN WHITE KNIGHT BABY DADDY OF 86 KIDS, DIRTBAG!!!
- DIRTBAGGERYâŠDIRTBAG!
- For dirtbagging in HS, LS, especially NS but never breaking rule 1âŠDIRTBAG!!!
- Absent
- for not even logging in for like 4 days to do dirtbaggeryâŠDIRTBAG!
- he needs more unwanted attention
- for havin fun in NS and not quitingâŠalso dirtbaggeryâŠDIRTBAG!
- as he needs more tlc on his thursday evening
- for making me concerned about his safety hanging around in the âholding cellsâ a tad too ling at WHPD HQ
- for using reverse psychology
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2. @Solstice_Projekt - 7 NonAnonymous Karen Complaints forâŠ
- itâs his fault
- for trying to incite a riot while Vinne was on break! What a dirtbag!
- Gatekeeping goatcams. Vinne, donât accept this bullying. Bring back Scroticus!
- FOR STEALING MY CLUCKING RAISINS!!!
- being a negative nancy
- For making Vinne create a blank complaint.
- twice!
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3. Scroticus McGoaticus - 6 NonAnonymous Karen Complaints forâŠ
- for being a dirtbag
- for being a dirtbag
- for being an alpha dirtbag
- for random roll clothes
- for being the last alt to be created so no omega!
- for being a dirtbag
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4. @Ron_Jester - 4 NonAnonymous Karen Complaints forâŠ
- for turning on the lions king so I can fast forward to the hula
- Jester for putting in overtime again tonight and missing dinner and Vinny
- for dislocating Miss Squeenâs hip.
- for making fun of my infection
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5. @Lord_Kalus - 3 NonAnonymous Karen Complaints forâŠ
- for being a bad and not feeling bad due to feeding the nullbears in x47 for the 20th anniversary. Battle Report Tool
- plotting to hijack the wormhole explo module market
- doubling down on being a filthy miner by having mining fleets in multiple systems
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6. %line9% - 3 NonAnonymous Karen Complaints forâŠ
- At it again!
- Breaking chat on TQ
- Angering the NullBears!
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7. @Twizted3 - 3 NonAnonymous Karen Complaints forâŠ
- for receiving an unethical shoutout
- For not streaming enough
- For having a face
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8. BoboTheDestr0yer - 2 NonAnonymous Karen Complaints forâŠ
- just cause i wanna be an outlaw LUL
- for being a normie.
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9. CCP Games - 2 NonAnonymous Karen Complaints forâŠ
- for letting 4000 nerds shoot him in a titan and then not posting the killmail
- for taking forever to update the career agents. CCPlz
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10. Jonthiet - 2 NonAnonymous Karen Complaints forâŠ
- for failing to understand that sometimes kill can happen around the same time in other areas of space.
- because he is alligned with Amarr. who does that!?
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If you spot any of these dangerous criminals please notify your nearest authorized Wormhole Police Officer, Deputy or Vigilante. Ordinary Citizens should not attempt to engage!
FAQ
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How did I get on this list? - The Wormhole Police maintain a network of confidential informants (karens) who keep tabs on dirtbags like you and report your activities directly to our Head Fedo in charge of Snitches.
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How do I get off this list? - Either keep your nose clean while in wormhole space for 14 days or perform community service as a licensed vigilante hunter. Contact a Wormhole Police Officer to obtain proper licensing.
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What gives you the right? - Might Makes Right - (IUS Lex Title 1 Chaper 1, Pg 1)