Week ending 2023-01-20
As the Chief of The Wormhole Police under Interstellar Universal Statute Law Freedom of Information Act (IUS Lex Title 5A, Chapter 551) - I am required to make public our current Most Wanted list of dirtbag criminals.
Please be advised that ordinary Citizens should not attempt to engage these dangerous criminals. Only properly licensed Vigilante Hunters in good standing are authorized to pursue.
1. @BLiTzD86 - 14 NonAnonymous Karen Complaints for…
- for goin full DIRTBAG!
- for being a patient mf waiting 24hrs for a kill
- for bein to dirty for cop school!
- for not being his name!
- on the run from the helicopters
- cause its hard work to be at the top with SQUEEM!
- for wanting to get “Low” even though he cant
- Should be higher on the top ten.
- for being continually 1 of the top DIRTBAGS wanted by WHPD
- late
- Needs more complaints
- so they are can be on top
- Oops, Looks like I dropped something.
- Thirteen dimes dropped this month? Despicable!
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2. @Jester_Queen - 14 NonAnonymous Karen Complaints for…
- jester_Queen’s bad day I mean WTF!
- since she let herself fall out of First!
- < to be # 1 so some people won’t gripe I am giving up
- < cause whoring is life
- < cause I like to hear Vinny say I am cute af
- < for being a witch to a baby dr and almost getting wrote up for his stupidity
- < cause blitz is not here to take the top from me
- < to keep #1
- <cause I am #1
- < cause I can
- <cause I am
- Too distracted to drop a dime!
- < cause I am having million dollar bacon
- Tied for #1
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3. @Solstice_Projekt - 5 NonAnonymous Karen Complaints for…
- Takin the ship, the bookmarks, and runnin!
- because 2 solstice_projects is too many solstice projects
- or solecist, PICK ONE, YOU GOT TOO MANY NAMES
- Not swearing often enough.
- for failing the troubled teen program!
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4. Joseph_Gh0stie - 4 NonAnonymous Karen Complaints for…
- Not had a Karen Complaint recently.
- Fitting rigs
- Catch him on twitch: Twitch
- Streaming on twitch?!
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5. @Ron_Jester - 3 NonAnonymous Karen Complaints for…
- for being a rock
- for no reason at all
- for being stuck in a wh
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6. Blueberry Beth - 1 NonAnonymous Karen Complaints for…
- Absent
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7. Sumfin 7-34 - 1 NonAnonymous Karen Complaints for…
- Reserving his right to remain silent
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8. Isabella Gilroy - 1 NonAnonymous Karen Complaints for…
- for being a worthless, whining miner complaining about getting ganked by the police.
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9. Steamy Nyx - 1 NonAnonymous Karen Complaints for…
- he needs a appearance on this list
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10. Oxzana Blinsky - 1 NonAnonymous Karen Complaints for…
- rigging the giveaway and not caring
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If you spot any of these dangerous criminals please notify your nearest authorized Wormhole Police Officer, Deputy or Vigilante. Ordinary Citizens should not attempt to engage!
FAQ
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How did I get on this list? - The Wormhole Police maintain a network of confidential informants (karens) who keep tabs on dirtbags like you and report your activities directly to our Head Fedo in charge of Snitches.
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How do I get off this list? - Either keep your nose clean while in wormhole space for 14 days or perform community service as a licensed vigilante hunter. Contact a Wormhole Police Officer to obtain proper licensing.
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What gives you the right? - Might Makes Right - (IUS Lex Title 1 Chaper 1, Pg 1)