2018/03/20 - Unscheduled Downtime Extension

Maybe this was an evil scheme to achieve just that. Just like the :speech_balloon:

For everyone who feels like he was separated for too long with exotic dancers:
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Guys, i am sending my CV for cloud infrastructure senior engineer, maybe you need help :smiley: i love cold weather of Iceland as i spent 3 years in Dubai at 50+ degrees C.

ahh… Cool World.

They don’t make em like that anymore.

hopfully the new chat is worth the effort

On the subject of eve tattoos, I was speaking to guy from goonfleet about them. After thinking hard about what to get he pops into his local tattoo artist and said, "as I’m a goon I’d like two bees tattood on the cheeks of my arse. You sure said the artist… Absolutely claimed the goon… 5 mins later it’s done…

Desperate to show it off he runs home to his wife, drops his pants, bends over double and proudly asks the missus ā€œso, whaddaya think honeyā€ Wife looks puzzled and asks… Who the ā– ā– ā– ā–  is BoB?

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Sorry, impossible due to the brave new world of dynamic content reloading. :frowning:

CanĀ“t play around with his trinary relic…

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Oh, this is not suppoused to be? I thought there would be no local now even in null sec and was ready to undock cyno ceptor :frowning:

BoB? Is gone…

Clearly the tattoo artist was a WH player…

ā€œSoonā€ (no date, no time) "this is fine"

ikr. still funny af

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Offloading chat to a third party service will allow more resources to be dedicated to game play rather than chat. Crisp Jita system. TiDi not caused by chat spam, to name a few things that this will do. While your small experience tells you that the chat system worked fine, metrics on CCP’s end tells them that they will be able to save substantial processing power for GAMEPLAY is the intention from reading the documentation.

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The essence of Bob is felt throughout all of New Eden, Not just WH’s.

I wonder if a Titan player braved to undock his superexpensive majestetic vessel, just to go down with psychological issues?

I’m in!

Enter at your own risk \o/

A man comes home from work early to find his blonde wife in bed with three men.

Completely shocked, he shouts, ā€œHello, Hello, Hello!ā€

The blonde whines, ā€œWhat? No hello for me?ā€

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there is a solution for you CCP :

  1. Does it work on SISI ??
  • Yes? -> copy to Tranquility

It cant be that hard.
Or. give us the servers back , before the patch . and investigate somewhere else.
Maybe hire some QA that know what they doing… ?!

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