2018/06/14 - Database & Login Issues

My ship. My beautiful ship. :cry:

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This is after the initial crash when they booted the servers up… shortly before rebooting them again

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Quantum Flux Central Processing Units!
The are both ON AN OFF at the same time!!
Dead Cat Bounce!
The Hamsters are WISE for they only run on a single state per session at a time.
On!/Off!

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If you manage to login back few momment ago, you get that notice

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The triglavians are probably having a field day right now…

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ccp moved my ship to a safe… is that a new thing?

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Feed the darn Hamsters dangit

:slight_smile:

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forgot to feed them again

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Is this still affecting player based? Client stuck @ autethicating.

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AI Machine Learning is too advanced for the CCP System Administrators!

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Brexit Rule 99987.4 - All hamsters in the EU to be sent to the UK as an emergency food source.

I blame David Cameron!

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So much for IT teams planning with redundant servers.

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https://forums.eveonline.com/t/what-did-happen-to-our-free-sp-compensation/70149

this was closed with the promise that “it will be discussed next week”. That was… apr 17. What happened since it was just more unexpected downtime.

any updates on that ?

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They just had to wait so they could add today’s problems to your compensated time. :wink:

with the team they have, they will always have problems… so no compensations, ever.

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Yup, many hamsters died to bring you this information :sunglasses:

This abuse of hamsters began somewhere around the time CCP founders made another game and mortgaged someone elses’s house to fund EVE

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Looks like Eve is kill. If you were/are doing Abyss sites and lost your 1b ship, you have my sympathies.

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Bob’s omlette needs more eggs therefore we need more abyssal death

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I do, but there is way too much salt with these cracked eggs…

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