I wish my sex would be this long as this “short” downtime 
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Praise you my Lord
That explains a fair bit about your understanding of systems.
LOL LOL LOL
im sure you could. /sarcasm
Because cows want to be milked more often!
#conspiracy
Meanwhile… at CCP they keep their smiley faces
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get gud
Tell that to players running abyssal sites. Also, ask players with structure sieges what they think about this +2 hour downtime.
Try blowing into the cartridge and put it back in. That usually works well! 
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Everyone in heavy combat right now…
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I think they really broke it this time, RIP eve AWS server
hmm, what if this the first indication of the EVE server going sentient?
At least you’re not at the point in the life where you’re demanding a killmail off your girlfriend after you spaff your load all over the place. Or more realistically, sort of splut and dribble in my case.
Well I don’t know considering CCP is entirely staffed by howler monkeys I stand a good chance
As a developer, I can tell you this is exactly what “flailing” looks like…
My money is on someone snuck something into a PR at the last second…
WOOPS
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CCP won’t refund anything related to their shitty chat server stuff so don’t even bother.
Instead of reverting to the old system like they said they’d do anything to keep delaying the inevitable.
I wonder what steps CCP will take to prevent this happen ever again? Like none?
I think it’s the blue wire. Or you need to turn it off and on again. (This was an attempt at humor)