800,000 EHP Orca

Did he park his Orca at the wrong place when a moon mining laser went off and now only flies two-thirds of a ship and the last third got vaporized? :thinking:

Hopefully he didn’t hit @Mike_Azariah’s Bus like in the video. :eyes:

:ccpguard:

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This coming from someone who makes a living flying a T1 destroyer and only a T1 destroyer. You know nothing about the game. You’re just one of a number of people in a numbers game and that’s it. You know nothing of ship fits because you only use one fit on one ship. I can’t for the life of me understand why anyone has any respect for you. Or fear. Your knowledge of this game comes from two actions: Warp To and F1 (or whatever hotkey you’ve assigned that to).

The slightest effort one puts into tanking renders you completely harmless. I proved that.

And if you knew anything about this game, you’d know that I’m using all three booster slots on my Orca. But, then, it would take a month to explain that to you. You’re just not smart enough to understand anything other than copying that T2 fit on your destroyer. I’m sure someone had to give you that fit.

It’s not hard to get back on grid even with an Orca and bumping doesn’t bother me. It never has and it never will. “You better give me money or I’ll…. I’ll interact with you!” Oh no. I’ll lose some mining time. Anything but that.

Why do people get so worked up about that? You’re welcome to come over and give it a shot. Mining is pretty chill. I won’t mind some action once in a while. Come on over. I have milk and cookies. All the evil ones keep milk and cookies. You like oatmeal raisin don’t you?

HAHA! :smiley:

Taking out a helicopter with a police car

OK THATS JUST BS

EVERYBODY KNOWS I FLY A META FIT

Only because someone else gave you the fit. You’re not smart enough for anything else.

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SO???

WHY CANT I COPY A FIT???

It’s “can’t”.

What?

:popcorn: :smirking_face: :popcorn:

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duh-sarcastic

Ah, and here comes Zaera. The player who hasn’t undocked on this toon for 3 years after losing yet another T3 cruiser. Still haven’t gotten over those losses after 3 years?

Of course, when you undock on alts, you’re at most just a bumper. Yet another poser PvPer desperate for respect without wanting to commit any risk. Just doing nothing but hiding behind Aiko.

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We know. We know. Go dock back up. We won’t make you venture out into the dangerous space.

@Glenduil is just mad that a woman can fit a ship better than him

Why is Glen bullying on us?

:worried:

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Because you earned it.

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I DID NOT THATS NOT FAIR IVE BEEN NOTHING BUT NICE

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@Glenduil as I so correctly pointed out, you are clearly jealous of Aiko’s fittng skills and her ganking success.

This makes you feel your own inferiority, particulalry as this shows that women are better than you, who to be honest are a clown..Jealousy burns like silver through your veins,. The jealous, such as yourself, are possessed by mad devil and a dull spirit at the same time.

To cure your jealousy , Goofus, you need to see what it is, a dissatisfaction with yourself and stop being such a plonker.

dumb-huh

I suppose it would seem like that to you. When you sit inside a station… or simply never even log in…, even being able to fly just one ship must look impressive to you. Do you ever miss the days before you were overcome with fear? Do you ever long for the Captain’s Quarters just so your avatar would have something to do besides ship spinning?

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Kiss my ass