I’ve learned a bit more about you since my last post. I’m very impressed and in awe.
It is an honor to share a game with you, Princess. I hope that one day I will fly something worth killing so you can gank me too.
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Just send her ISK. Saves everyone the trouble.
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What’s the fun in that?
Aiko doesn’t want to be fed, she wants to hunt.
Also, jealousy shouldn’t become you, it’s just a game 
I’m not jealous 
I have my own path. Aiko and I agreed a long time ago that we have very different career paths in this game. She can have this market. I fully support her, but I’ll never be competition. Not my thing.
In that case I misjudged you.
My apologies, sir.
You can get the Brutix to over 250K EHP using hull tanking. But for sheer tanking skill…I modified the AO Eagle into a 440K EHP beast…that’s with ADC. Sitting outside Jita, it would require 55 Catalysts to gank this. A fast version is what I’ve used for ages to transport small expensive stuff around.
( update…a little tinkering about and I just created a 500K EHP Eagle. That’s battleship level tank…on a cruiser )
To be fair, as a courtesy, if anybody does want to send me isk I will gracefully accept it - as it would be rude to decline gifts.
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
August 5, YC127
Contact: Space Force Trump
“SHE’S WINNING SO MUCH"
Statement by Space President Space Force Trump on Aiko Danuja’s Hulkageddon Victory
“Folks, I’ve seen a lot of winners. I’ve been a winner—still am, frankly. Tremendously. But what Aiko Danuja has done in this thing—Hulkageddon, great name by the way, I love that name—is something special. I mean, wow. The way she blows up Hulks? You wouldn’t believe it. They’re just sitting there, mining, completely afk, and then BANG—they’re gone. Like Rosie O’Donnell’s career.”
Space President Space Force Trump went on to describe Aiko’s accomplishments as “possibly even better than when I took over the Miss Universe pageant,” adding, “Some of these ganks—people tell me, ‘Sir, that’s not even possible!’ But Aiko does it anyway. She makes it possible. A real go-getter. Always undocking, never docking. Very brave. Very stable. Lots of explosions. Big explosions. I’ve been told by people they are the most beautiful explosions they have ever seen. Some people are saying she’s the James 315 of the modern era. I think she’s better, to be honest. No offense to James. I like James. He voted for me.
In the statement, Trump also hinted at a future collaboration:
“We might be looking into a Trump-branded Aiko edition Catalyst. Rose Gold-plated. I’m just saying. Beautiful ship. We’ll look into it. I know the people at Roden Shipyards. Great people, magnificent people. They work hard over there.”
He concluded the statement with characteristic flair:
"Aiko, you’ve done a tremendous job. You’ve won Hulkageddon, you’ve earned the respect of all capsuleers. You’re tough, beautiful, and with unmatched grace—and I know some things about grace, I ran a beauty pageant—maybe you’ve heard of it? . And let me tell you something: if I had Aiko on my team during the election, we’d have ganked Pennsylvania twice. Believe me.”
“So congratulations, Princess Aiko Danuja—Grand Champion of Hulkageddon, Enforcer of the CODE, Queen of Highsec, and—let’s be honest here—the greatest ganker of all time. Nobody’s done it like you, and nobody will."
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Congrats to the Saviour of High Sec! You are an inspiration to us all!
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I guess, if hunting pigeons is a thing. I mean, neat you can go around blowing things up, what’s a pigeon gonna do back, crap on your lawn? Don’t get me wrong, Aiko makes me isk, so go right ahead and plink at the rabbits from the back of your pickup truck. It’s kinda amusing, like watching kids chasing a squirrel in the back yard.
Hunting pigeons is a thing.
Fastest-growing shooting sport in the Midwest: pigeon hunting .
Pigeon hunting typically involves setting up decoys in a field where pigeons feed, using natural or motorized decoys to attract them, and then shooting them as they fly in. Hunters also scout for pigeon flight paths and set up along these routes or near roosting areas.
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Quit the Corp now while it is still safe to do so!
It’s only going to become harder for you!