By the end of the week my skills will be extracted and her coffers filled.
Something you all should be doing… I’ll tell you why:
I’ve flown in New Eden for over 15 years.
NPC cop. Null Sec. Everything in between.
I’ve seen the best of EVE, and I’ve seen the worst. I’ve fought pirates, scammers, griefers, and gankers. And for most of that time, there was one name I couldn’t stand: Aiko Danuja
She was chaos incarnate. A self‑crowned Princess of Highsec. A force that existed only to cause trouble. And I hated her for it.
But here’s the truth: she never gave up. She never stopped playing, never stopped creating chaos, and never stopped making content. In a universe where so many just dock up, AFK, or fade away… she kept the flame burning. And somewhere along the way, I realized that made her one of the most important people in EVE.
So here’s my seppuku.
I’ve given her over 20 billion ISK already. By the end of this week, when I extract the last of my skills, it will be 50 billion. Every skill point, every scrap of wealth — gone to her war chest.
Why?
Because I’m done. I’ve grown past the game. But she hasn’t. And while I may not agree with everything she does, I trust her to turn my ISK into fire in space and destruction without end.
This is my legacy: Violence in pixels. Chaos in Highsec. Fire across New Eden.
May the NPC police regret the day they gave me the notepad trick.
The greatest honour in EvE Online is to recognize and acknowledge me, High Princess Aiko Danuja, as the one true Saviourette of all Highsec… as I am Grand Sorceress over the lowlands and the nullblobs and the Bobbites who exist beyond known space. All I have ever done, and all I have ever aspired to do, is to be a friend to you (dear reader) - and by that, I mean I want you to give me all your stuff, so that I can kill as many of you as possible. It is, as they say, the way of things!
Dear Valryon, your noble sacrifice is not in vain, nor unnoticed, but a light which will burn bright and consume many. In this way, my glory is your glory, as your sacrifice will most certainly inspire others to follow in your footsteps. Praise me, Aiko Danuja, and we’ll all win this game!
“"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way–in short, the period was so far like the present period that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.” ( Charles Dickens - A Tale Of Two Cities )
While well said, I hate to see a long-term player leave the game.
I never gave @Aiko_Danuja the chance to bother me. I miss busting Aaaarrgg’s butt for not being red when passing through the systems they were camping.
You should have followed my path where CCP is the target. At least it gave me a reason to play again…
That’s right, I’ll now be offering JITA STYLE ISK DOUBLING, right in Amarr. After 2500 years in the north, I’m coming home with Valryon’s fortune, and I’ll be giving back to the community in a VERY special way. Hit me up in local for instant winnings! 50 million isk gets you 100 million, and every 5 billion earns a triple play.
Read my bio for rules and registration. The Amarr local Haiku contest will run from August 19th to the 23rd, with live jazz in Kor-Azor.
Too late for me, my several iterations of my Eve-Self since 2016 are all biowaste now, with their assets vaporized as well. This latest version of mine (2025), I will stick with. Aiko seems very interesting though.
So let it be known to all, if you capitulate unconditionally to me, your High Princess Aiko Danuja the Most Merciful on High, I might even say thank you! That’s what Valryon would have wanted. By giving me your stuff, I will do it more with it than you would have, and in this way YOU can make a real difference in EvE Online!
Thanks to Valryon’s wise investment, market forecasts indicate the faithless Amarri can expect more blood pirate princess content in the near future! As always, Aiko Danuja encourages every capsuleer to follow Valryon’s example, so that she might graciously convert your isk into her killmails.
