New Player Experience Mk5
When I board astero, I have no afterburner or a gun. Is that working as intended? It takes ages to get anywhere. I’m crawling to Balin Ferrus at the speed of 333m/s, he is 20km from me. What is that supposed to mean? I assume newbies want to play a computer game, not staring at the screen waiting for god knows how long to get to a random guy. Give us an afterburner from the beginning, please, it gives us something to do, actually speeds up the rendez-vous and makes us to feel as if we’re in control of the ship. It’s slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow and boring!!!
Balin says: “All ships enter warp formation.” What is required from me? What am I supposed to do? Why not to add “Take this warp” to hint that nothing is expected from me? Then nothing happens (seemingly). Then suddenly, AFTER A DELAY, I am finally told “warp drive active”. Warp is slow and it doesn’t look like a warp at all. I can walk faster ffs. What are you doing, CCP?
Balin says: cosmic storm blah blah go and approach this signal’s source. Please highlight again how to use approach, please! Yes, I’ve been already shown what “approach” means, but repeating it doesn’t hurt. Also, give me bloody afterburner!!! Gaaah!!! At this time I’d have left the game already.
I’m being sent to check the anomaly, then Balin tells me to orbit him, wtf? What should I do then?
Aura says “Captain, hostiles inbound”. Where are they? I can’t see them on the overview neither in space (until much later). So I’m left without seeing what’s going on. This is extremely confusing. LET THE ENEMIES SHOW ON THE GRID FIRST!!!
As I’m without the afterburner, if I actually start orbiting the frigates like Aura said, it will take ages to get there , and at the end I will end up flailing behind them as they progress towards the enemies.
I click on the frigate, “select the enemy” as Aura tells me to, and then I click on “orbit”. And nothing happens. No progress. I can’t continue a tutorial for the game I play for 7 years. Jesus.
At this point I gave up. I can’t progress with the hostile frigates. I have no afterburner. I have no guns. I am somewhere in space, slowly drifting towards nowhere with almost no control over the capabilities of my ship, frustrated, confused and about to install Elite Dangerous.
I’m really sorry because you guys clearly put a lot of effort into it, but this just doesn’t work. Please make the tutorial faster. This is horrible. Give us that bloody afterburner from the beginning like you did in previous NPE and teach us how to use it. Make warp realistic. Make Balin’s commands realistic and relevant to actual EVE experience and lingo. Make us not feel like we’re just passengers.