Akadeimia Keipouron: We'll teach YOU HOTT Space-Knowledge Sexytimes!

Recruitment is open! Join us for HOTTT pvp fleet sexytimes! Don’t worry! We’ll make sure you’re comfortable with it, because we are loving and attentive to your needs!

Are u still looking for more corp to join up

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Recruitment is open! And we are open to new experiences! We’ll try anything once, because like that famous guy once said: “once a philosopher, twice a pervert”! I’m not sure what he meant about that second part, because I have low standards and no moral compass, but I think he means we shouldn’t feel ashamed about all that stuff we do at our corp meetings, and that’s good enough for me! Try it, you might discover you like it!

Recruitment is open! Let’s make biscuits together! And that’s not even some weird metaphor! Nice fluffy biscuits for breakfast! It’s the best!

(though, now that I think about it, I remember the words of a famous poet: "homegirls, for once, forget you got class. See a guy you like? Just grab 'im in the biscuits!)

Recruitment is open! Regular HOTT pvp sexytimes! We teach you how, so you don’t have to feel awkward!

(unless you’re into feeling awkward. We don’t kinkshame)

Recruitment is open! Try our conceptual make-up palettes! One of them just might be what finally turns things around for you! Or you might be interested in one of our “statement” accessories"

But you can always fly with us and learn pvp, because we’re here to help, and we love you and want you to do well in New Eden.

Recruitment is open! Drop by and enjoy our specially curated collection of dog memes, served up just for you!

Recruitment is open! Come fly with us and learn valuable skills! Learn about that “pee vee pee” all the kids are talking about! Learn all the latest celebrity news! Learn an important lesson about friendship! Learn how to work out your feelings, by shooting reds right in their stupid face, with missiles! We’re here to help you with your personal growth, because we love you.

Recruitment is open! Try the breakfast bar! Remember, it’s not “brunch” unless you’re three mimosas deep and scream-crying about this new fashion trend you just read about! We’ll help you serve #looks but will also teach you how to shoot reds right in their stupid face, with missiles!

Recruitment is open! Public NRDS pvp sexytime roams every Saturday! Just ask us how to join; we’ll set you up with ships and help you experiment with all those exciting and new feelings you’ve been having lately!

Recruitment is open! Come fly with a group of dedicated pilots, who are here to help you be your very best in EVE! We’ll practice pvp things, but also nullsec things, and furthermore will have long heartfelt conversations about life-choices if you need it, because we love you and want you to be happy.

Recruitment is open! Come learn ALL THE THINGS.