Recruitment is open! If you are looking for a place where nobody minds when you get all hot and bothered about “ewar” or “drone fic,” look no further! At AKS we’ll never “kink shame” you for your enthusiasms, because we love you.
Recruitment is open! Don’t worry! Once you’re with us a few months, you’ll barely even notice anymore when things get weird!
Recruitment is open! There’s an experimental muffin-concept exhibition every first Sunday of the month! Don’t miss it! You’ll be shocked at how our pilots deconstruct meaning in breakfast pastries!
Recruitment is open! Now also hiring fashion models for our latest line of concept hairstyles! Don’t worry, all the scene kids will be wearing it like this next season! Be ahead of the trend!
Recruitment is open! Please enjoy the dog memes, but always in moderation!
Recruitment is open! If you’re feeling lost, and confused about things, don’t worry! It’ll all make sense when you complement your EVE experience by shooting reds, right in their stupid face, with missiles!
Recruitment is open! If reading about “e-war” gives you lots of new and confusing emotions, don’t worry! We’re just the place to help you sort out your newfound enthusiasms! We’ll never kinkshame you about it, because we love you and want you to be happy.
Recruitment is open! Remember, sometimes all you need is to try new things to bring that spark back into your life! Something simple like a new breakfast routine, or experimenting with conceptual fashion trends, or shooting reds right in their stupid face, with missiles, is all you need to turn things around!
Recruitment is open! Wheeeeeeeeeee!
Recruitment is open! Remember, experimental poetry happens every second Friday of the month! You’ll be confused and amazed!
Recruitment is open! If you’re wondering how changing up your breakfast-pastry habits can bring about a whole new way of living, drop by and find out how! Live your best life!
Recruitment is open! When you visit AKS, you’ll discover a whole new universe of new and confusing experiences! Don’t be scared, you’ll be fine, even when things get weird! We’re there to help you on your journey of discovery, because we love you.
Recruitment is open! We’ve got those cakes you like!
Recruitment is open! If you sometimes wake up after nearly a week of going missing, and you wonder to yourself, “how did I end up under the gangway in this backwater station with the contact information for some random shipcaptain stuffed into my underthings?”, then there’s no better place than AKS to help you sort things out!
Recruitment is open! Don’t worry about those shady-looking people in the back room! You’ll acclimate yourself to moral debauchery in no time with us!
Recruitment is open! If you’ve been feeling doubtful about your future, because you read about your favorite celebrity couple breaking up, and now “love is dead and nothing lasts” or whatever, don’t despair! We’re here to help you through this difficult time!
Recruitment is open! Stay tuned!
Like, “in tune.” With the universe, we guess. We dunno, we got into some weird stuff visiting that arts festival in Minmatar space and now everything’s kinda flowing together, y’know?
Recruitment is open! Enjoy the radical experimental poetry collection, available only to members! You’ll be shocked and dismayed at how we “deconstruct” simple concepts like “meaning”!
Recruitment is open! Meet all your favorite celebrities, and experience the glamour of their lifestyle!
Recruitment is open! If you’re thinking that EVE would be better if you could indulge more of your interests out in public, like using logi, or “ship-swapping,” or exploring tentacle-themed drone-fic, this is the place for you! We’ll never “kink shame” you, because we love you.