Akadeimia Keipouron: We'll teach YOU HOTT Space-Knowledge Sexytimes!

Recruitment is open! There’re cupcakes!

Recruitment is open! If you’re feeling down because you just read a “call out post” about your favorite dessert topping on social media, don’t despair! We’re here to help you through this difficult time! You’ll never have to struggle through life’s challenges alone, because we love you.

Recruitment is open! If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to “live the celebrity lifestyle,” come visit us! We’ll show you how you can “have it all” in your life, by shooting reds right in their stupid face, with missiles! It’s very glamorous!

Recruitment is open! If you would like to learn important EVE skills, like how to discover your true self by shooting reds right in their stupid face, with missiles, this is the corp for you!

Recruitment is open! Now with a scientifically tested 20% more missiles, delivered right into those reds’ stupid faces!

Recruitment is open! I made cupcakes, the kind you like!

Recruitment is open! If you are looking for a corp that will teach you important life skills, like anger management and self-actualization by shooting reds right in their stupid face, with missiles, we are all about, as the kids say, “that”!

Recruitment is open! Don’t worry if things are confusing right now! It’ll all make sense once you try out this avant-garde fashion concept!

Recruitment is open! If you are feeling like EVE is really confusing, don’t worry! That’s a perfectly natural part of growing up, and we’re here to help you through this awkward time! Everything is very exciting and strange!

Recruitment is open! Everything is new and strange, and this new hairstyle concept is giving me very confusing emotions!