Akadeimia Keipouron: We'll teach YOU HOTT Space-Knowledge Sexytimes!

Recruitment is open! There’re cupcakes!

Recruitment is open! If you’re feeling down because you just read a “call out post” about your favorite dessert topping on social media, don’t despair! We’re here to help you through this difficult time! You’ll never have to struggle through life’s challenges alone, because we love you.

Recruitment is open! If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to “live the celebrity lifestyle,” come visit us! We’ll show you how you can “have it all” in your life, by shooting reds right in their stupid face, with missiles! It’s very glamorous!

Recruitment is open! If you would like to learn important EVE skills, like how to discover your true self by shooting reds right in their stupid face, with missiles, this is the corp for you!

Recruitment is open! Now with a scientifically tested 20% more missiles, delivered right into those reds’ stupid faces!

Recruitment is open! I made cupcakes, the kind you like!

Recruitment is open! If you are looking for a corp that will teach you important life skills, like anger management and self-actualization by shooting reds right in their stupid face, with missiles, we are all about, as the kids say, “that”!

Recruitment is open! Don’t worry if things are confusing right now! It’ll all make sense once you try out this avant-garde fashion concept!

Recruitment is open! If you are feeling like EVE is really confusing, don’t worry! That’s a perfectly natural part of growing up, and we’re here to help you through this awkward time! Everything is very exciting and strange!

Recruitment is open! Everything is new and strange, and this new hairstyle concept is giving me very confusing emotions!

Recruitment is open! One time, I saw Empress Jamyl on the holovid, and she told me to “just say NO” and that was when I thought maybe I should stop snorting piles of Veldspar dust off the taut midriffs of Matari exotic dancers and try to get my life back on track! But alas! I couldn’t stay on that wagon, because life is too short, y’know?


can we convo ingame plz?

hi there! I sent a convo request and you didn’t respond. It’s probably better to come visit our Discord! I’m not in-game all the time, but I’m almost always reachable there.

See you soon!

Recruitment is open! If you are feeling uncertain about everything right now, don’t worry! We’ll help you figure out what’s going on with the latest Fall fashions, and together we can get through this difficult and confusing time!

Recruitment is open! If you are looking for a place where you can get all the spaceship sexytimes you want, and where nobody minds if it gets into the weird stuff, come fly with us! We’ll never “kink shame” you, because we love you.

Bump !!!

Bumping !!!

Recruitment still open !

Recruitment is open! If you find yourself waking up on a beach on some Gallentean backwater with a mouth full of sand and no idea what you’d been up to for the last ten days, don’t worry! We’ve all been there! Come hang out with us and we’ll help you sort things out!