Recruitment is open! We have some opinions about celebrity fashion crimes and are going to tell you about them AT LENGTH.
Recruitment is open! We are living, as they say, in interesting times!
Recruitment is open! If you want round-the-clock HOTT hardcore pvp sexytimes, this is the place for you! It is also, oddly enough, the place for you if you are into celebrity fashion crimes. We have diverse tastes!
Recruitment is open! If you have exciting/confusing emotions about things like “logi” or “ewar” or “avant-garde fashion concepts”, there’s no better place to explore your feelings than with us! We’ll never kinkshame you for exploring your fetishes, because we love you.
Recruitment is open! I made muffins!
Recruitment is open! Whew! We had a long break there, because we were doing a WALK OF SHAME after having to pack up all our stuff and drag it, crying in our pajamas with last night’s mascara running down our cheeks at daybreak down the street right there in front of God 'n e’rrybody, but now we’re back on our feet and ready to get back to sexytimes!
Recruitment is open! If you are interested in exploring all those things about EVE that give you confusing and exciting emotions, this is the place for you! We’ll never “kink shame” you, because we love you.
Recruitment is open! When the cold and imperious alien queen of Planet 10 was about to unleash the most fiendish weapon yet devised, a positron bomb that would exterminate all life, she instructed me, her captive, to show her, before she annihilated the good and freedom-loving people of New Eden, what “this thing is you humans call ‘love’.”
It is a dangerous mission, but I have been trained by Starship Command to defend our modern way of life no matter the cost, and I am willing to accept this challenge!
Recruitment is open! Mistakes were made!
Recruitment is open! #noregrats
Recruitment is open! We’ve got those cakes you like!
Recruitment is open! If you’re looking to explore your, uh … interests, and you’re worried about where all those confusing and exciting new emotions might lead, don’t be afraid! We’re here to help you on your journey to discovering your true self! We’ll never “kink shame” you about your ewar habits, because we love you.
Recruitment is open! We have that thing you’re into!
Recruitment is open! If you’re looking at pictures of ewar ships and experiencing all kinds of exciting and confusing emotions, this is the place for you! Come join us and go on a magical journey of self-discovery and becoming your true, authentic self!
Recruitment is open! If you’re handling the latest news with all the composure of an over-emotional teenager whose favorite celebrity couple just split up, don’t despair! Love is not dead, and there is hope! Come join us and work through all those difficult emotions!
Recruitment is open! Don’t miss out on our monthly literature circle, where we discover meaning and learn important lessons about the power of love by reading weird Gallente poetry!
Recruitment is open! Experimental fashion show every weekend! You’ll be shocked and confused!
Recruitment is open! For sexy MFs only!
Recruitment is open! They’ve got those cakes you like!
Recruitment is open! The real adventure is the reds you shoot along the way, right in their stupid face, with missiles!