Recruitment is open! Start your journey towards enlightenment and self-actualization today!
Recruitment is open! Make sure you’re getting enough sleep! You need your rest!
Recruitment is open! Ask us about all the ways our extensive network of stations and upgrades can help you go get, as the kids say, “that bread”!
Recruitment is open! Brush your teeth!
Recruitment is open! Hydrate regularly!
Recruitment is open! Drop by and try the cupcakes, over there on the coffee table! Do you like the office? We recently redecorated! Very modern!
Recruitment is open! Don’t stay out in the sun too long unprotected!
Recruitment is open! Ask us about our mineral buyback program!
Recruitment is open! Stay in school, kids!
Recruitment is open! Did you know? Many nullsec regions have a single named system, and everybody who lives there will ask you, “Did you know? [System] is the only named system in [Region]?”? It’s some clever, original sh*t right there!
Recruitment is open! Make sure to exercise regularly! Brush your teeth!
Recruitment is open! Make sure to check your horoscope, so you know we’re compatible!
(spoiler: we are!)
Recruitment is open! Ask us about that one time when things went horribly wrong on social media!
friendly bumb for a great corp
Recruitment is open! Ask us about our creepy doll collection!
Recruitment is open! It’s the summer solstice today! On the earth’s northern hemisphere, today is the longest day of the year! Praise the sun! Erect a crude monument to the vulgar gods of old! Conduct an awful ritual!
Also, uh, if you’re on the earth’s southern hemisphere, tonight is the longest night. Sleep well!
Recruitment is open! Make sure you’re getting enough sunlight!
Recruitment is open! Ask about our fun-filled Children’s Program!
Recruitment is open! Come hang out on our server and we can have Discourse about your problematic faves!
Recruitment is open! Come check out our creepy doll collection! But don’t look at the last one on the left! That one’s a Mistake, and the eyes of the living are not prepared to witness it!