Mwahahah!
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Are you going to set up a space temple to accomplish this?
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Right, now I have the mental imagery of Aldieboo twirling his eyebrows. This is… oddly suitable for him. Going for the Imperial Standard and missing by enough to make it weird.
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I hereby nominate “Eyebrow twirling villain” as the new villain standard.
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Just don’t imagine me twirling my hair while my shirt is unbuttoned. You’ll find yourself on the wrong side of this war very quickly.
Sorry boo, I prefer my men with proper beards and the kind of physique that can be described as ‘tectonic’. Preferably requiring mountaineering gear to be scaled and conquered.
… anything less tends to break too easily when played with. I swear, beyond the odd Civire, Brutor and Sebiestor, they really have stopped making them like they used to.
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I should have know you’d be into jocks. Fits your philosophies on conflict resolution well; hard-headed, no subtlety and not too bright. Ah well, if I had thought I could win this war with my looks alone I would spend more time modeling Amarr clothes instead of Amarr ships.
What the hell do you do for foreplay, shave one another with chainsaws?
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Oh spirits below no. If they’re not a rather spectacular specimen in terms of sharp minds, they have no value for their brawn alone. A slab of beef is available at every damn corner. I’m afraid my preferences in men run towards the rarest kinds, physique like they were carved out mountains and the mind of a ruler. Only kind of man worth the effort, really.
Well if you’re not taking full advantage of your partner’s physique and capability, and your own strength and fortitude as well, can you really say you’re achieving your potential? Boys gotta earn their rewards.
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And such an individual would be interested in you because:
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You’ll have to ask him. I don’t tend to find it necessary to question his tastes.
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This thread has decidedly taken an inappropriate turn…
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Considering how it started, it’s in a much better place now.
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Not to worry. I’m sure you’ve got a solid leash on your boo, girl.
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Discussions on human relationships are inappropriate but slavery is acceptable? Girlfriend, you need to check priorities!
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Girl? Girlfriend? I am fairly certain I am older than both of you and I think we can agree we are not friends of any sort.
Now… what in the cluster is a ‘boo’?
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I think that’s me.
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Pfff. Matari slang.
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I fail to see how this addresses my point, even though I grant it’s true.
Again, true but fails to address the point.
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Very well, Ms Ambrye.
My priorities are indeed in order.
The type of ‘relationships’ that were starting to be spoken of were of the intimate kind, the kind that happens behind closed doors, and that’s where such discussion should stay.
Slavery is a very public facet of Amarr life, there is no decorum breached by speaking of it in public.
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How is the complete and total control over another human being’s fate and every aspect of their life—including, if you exercise it, their romantic entanglements and even how and when they use the bathroom—less intimate than who happens to be consenting to sex with whom?
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