Some time ago, I began gently suggesting to a certain half-Achuran who frequents this channel that she ought to start identifying more with the honorable Civire heritage of her father instead of the filthy Minmatar subhuman Achuran ancestry of her mother which she wholly embraces. Her response to my prodding was uncharacteristic threats of violence. I knew, then, that there was a story here that demanded my investigation, and after some intense research and prayerful supplication to God to fill in the gaps and uproot the lies in the official record, I uncovered the story of a true Caldari hero, Sarth Jenneth.
The Caldari labor caste is a sad lot; due to the State’s unholy abolition of slavery, all responsibility for the menial tasks of civilization upkeep falls upon them. For those in the employ of SuVee sent to the Achuran homeworld of Saisio III, the tragedy is multiplied, since for these workers the basic human need for love and companionship can only be satisfied by the throngs of filthy Achuran subhumans with their seductive occult powers and their heresies of monism and maya. And so it came to pass that a certain Civire laborer Sarth Jenneth was seduced by and married a nun of the Sujui clan.
As is often the case in such marriages, love eventually turned sour. But here the story takes a different twist, for rather than suffer the horrors of marriage to a filthy Achuran subhuman heretic in depressed silence, our Sarth Jenneth was touched by God. Someway, somehow, he was made to understand that God has given the Achurans over to destruction, and they can and should be treated as if they are already in Hell. CONCORD censorship on these forums prevents me from supplying the details, but suffice it to say that Sarth Jenneth became an instrument of God and destroyed his wife, and God was glorified in her destruction, as he was glorified in the tears of his half-breed daughter Aria, who witnessed her mother glorifying God in her destruction.
Fearing the precedent of SuVee workers rising up against their filthy Achuran subhuman spouses, the Caldari authorities lied and said Sarth Jenneth was a drunk and executed him. Today, that injustice is corrected, for now operational in the lowest possible orbit around Saisio III is the Shrine to Sarth Jenneth. The centerpiece of this Citadel will be a monumental statue of Sarth Jenneth, a statue with kinetic elements, depicting Sarth in the act of glorifying God in the destruction of his wife. Before this statue stands an Altar of God so that the oppressed Civire and Deteis of SuVee might bring the Achurans in their life here and sacrifice them to God. Achurans will be made available to any visitors who lack any Achurans of their own with which to glorify God in their destruction.
The Shrine to Sarth Jenneth is open to all visitors, especially Civire and Deteis who seek to glorify God in the destruction of Achurans. Even so, may the Blood Age come quickly. Amen. Amarr Victor.