When miners get ganked in Highsec, they wonder what to do. How to get revenge? CCP thus implemented killrights, allowing miners to kill their enemy. This practice, known as antiganking, is often derided as ineffective. Miners rarely activate their killright, and routinely fail. Frequently, they naively grant the killright to scammers (known as antigwankers) who never kill the target.
I am happy to announce, as leader of the antigankers, that I am determined to ensure Highsec is defended by the most competent and elite. As proof of concept, I provide the following killmails, obtained through lawful killrights.
Punch those bullies in the nose, with a lawful antigank! Teach griefbears a lesson, and let them fear the PALADINS OF HIGHSEC!!!! Don’t let yourself get scammed, just make your killrights available to Aiko Danuja or (preferably) my mighty Safety. alliance. As evidenced above, we will put your killright to good use.
Frequently Asked Questions:
Q) How much do I have to pay?
A) This service is provided free of charge.
Q) How much will you pay me?
A) It depends on their ship. If it’s a destroyer, I might pay 10-20 million. If it’s a battlecruiser, I might pay 200 million.
Q) Should I just sell my killright for zero isk?
A) If you want them to die, that’d be the most efficient pricepoint. Thanks.
Q) Should I make my killright available to everyone?
A) No, because a gwanker or antigwanker will steal the killright, and the target will never die. If you want me to use it, you need to make it available to me.
Q) What’s the difference between you and an antigwanker or gwanker?
A) Those losers couldn’t PvP a wet paper bag. They don’t even have a blog! They have zero charisma, and I hunt them like a noble predator, while they tremble and cower. I am the Lioness, and they are just dust.
Q) Why do you need so many killrights?
A) I need multiple killrights, to generate multiple killmails.
Q) Aren’t you the author of the CODE?
A) Bounjour hi there, hey hola. I also have a few blogs: No Mining - Check it out.
Q) I’m so salty, grr, why should I trust a ganker?
A) I’m obviously a subject matter expert. I have both the ability and the desire to kill people in Highsec. Do you want me to kill them, or not?
Q) Hold on, why would a ganker antigank gwankers?
A) Gwankers are a subset of miner, known as gwankbears. These half-breeds don’t have permits, don’t praise James, don’t have friends, and don’t even have a blog. They just come for the loot and killmails, grinding in perpetuity. I want well rounded gankers in my Highsec, not soulless gwanking machines.
Q) What if I give them the right to kill you?
A) I don’t care. They are incompetent, and I am invincible.
Q) How can I get more killrights for you?
A) Bait the gwankers into attacking you. I will honor your service and sacrifice.
Q) Where should CCP place the Aiko statue(s)?
A) Three to five per system should be sufficient. Each statue should be thematic, illustrating one of my many unique attributes.
Q) Are space vampires real?
A) Yes.
Q) I’m an incompetent antigwanker, and I’ve spent years of my life trying to stop you, while desperately orbiting the gate and accomplishing nothing at all. You’ve already achieved more than I could ever hope to. Is there any way I could erase my eternal shame and perpetual disgrace?
A) No.
Q) Give the gankger kill rights so he can gank without reprisal, Are people actually this stupid?
A) Actually, you sound kind of stupid.
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