Dr. V:
There’s this Sani Sabik capsuleer philosopher on a Galnet forum I read, and she’s lately taken to peddling advice. How can I get her to just shut up?
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I may not be the good doctor, but if I may, I suggest you reply to her on the forum with a sarcastic question.
Oh, seems you have. Excellent work.
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Trying to get a Sani Sabik to shut up is like pushing water uphill. You just get all hot, bothered, and wet, with very little to show for it.
That’s not a question, Ordinary Paladin Elkin. Try rephrasing things.
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What are you trying to say here?
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That you should keep trying, of course.
Okay, Mad Doctor Valate, I’ve got a question for you: Why should anyone trust your advice on anything other than the topic of hair dye?
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That the only way you could get me to be quiet, would be to defeat me in jello wrestling or similar. Anyway, don’t monopolise the thread. Other people have questions too, you know.
Because I am the Greatest Sani Sabik Capsuleer Philosopher of the Modern Era. (as certified by Cardinal Graelyn)
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How does the certification process work?
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Oh! Oh! I’ve got one!
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One day, Graelyn just came out and said “Valval is the best Sani Sabik I know of”.
He may have been visiting one of those monasteries that holds those beer festivals though.
No. Why would that even happen ?
God may occasionally be disappointed, but never fearful.
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I have a problem that I think you can help me with, Dr. V.
How do I get IGS posters to not mistake me for male?
Like, I thought I was pretty obvious, since 1/3 of my avatar is boobs. Was I wrong?
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Aim the camera lower?
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But if I do that, will men still respect me?
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Sounds like they don’t now, so what’s there to lose?
(Ain’t sayin’ that’s right, just that it sounds like they’re already being jerks.)
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Huh. You’re probably right.
Maybe you should do an Ask thread!
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Well, the hairstyle in your portrait isn’t toooo obvious, unlike say mine, which has obvious long hair.
And your attire is quite understated unlike say, Arrendis, who is showing a lot more skin, making it more obvious.
So, long hair and skin to win, to be 110% obvious in the small portraits used here on the IGS.
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You’re not wrong. It’s pretty obvious. Anyone who makes the mistake must be oblivious. Maybe try a different color top, though? Perhaps between not really paying attention and the almost camoflaging of your braids into your top…long shot, but maybe.
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This is all very good advice. I do like my braids though.
Hmmm, compromises.
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Under no circumstances should you change your hair because I made the mistake of not expanding your DED portrait to study your feminine features before typing! You are, having now expanded your picture, a beautiful woman and the mistake was, as mentioned, all mine.
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Dear Doctor V,
Why do they say that the Covenant considers the clone blood “pure”, despite
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the obvious accumulated sins, mental and spiritual filth of almost any capsuleer (no, like really),
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inevitable accumulation of DNA read/write errors during multiple iterations of cloning,
etc.?
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Because Omir is a butte.
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