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I think the issue is camera angle, camera distance, and the shirt/braid lack of contrast as mentioned earlier.

I would suggest making your face more central (though not dead center, a secret of good photography is always being slightly off center for a portrait). I would swap to the other side of the angle of view, and turn your head slightly so the braids are more visible, then I would wear a different color top/jacket that contrasts with the hair. Then it should be more obvious. Being a bit closer, just a tad, wouldn’t hurt either.

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How many of Vess’s sandwiches can I fit inside a 6 dimensional rhombus?

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Why would you put them in a rhombus when you can just eat them?

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(I wasn't planning to actually change my portrait, but how could I waste such exemplary advice?)

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How many times can I stab Tyrel with a Kri’tak before he bleeds out?

:thinking:

Stay outta my mini fridge…

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  1. One for each dimension.

Afaik, Tyrel is one of those “good-looking rebel who lives by their own rules” kind of dudes.

  1. One for each sandwich plus one for good luck. Or, as some kind of metaphor for the 7 tribes.
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0, for Maker’s sake.
Every Caldari child will tell you that. Because unlike Minmatars we do study geometry and know pretty much well, that whenever you put rhombus, on a paper in 2 dimensions, or in 3, in 4, in 5 or 6 - it will remain a FLAT figure.
So, unless you’re talking about images or projections of said sandwiches you won’t be able to fit A SINGLE ONE into it.

Damn minamtars.
It’s FLAT!!! In any amount of directions.
FLAT.

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What if the sandwiches were made with flat bread?

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If I find that you make a great deal of sense quite often and this terrifies me, what should I do?

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Doctor V, what do you say to someone who has learned that you want to summon love demons for them and who is not happy with that fact?

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Whatever you say on the spectrum of smooth to staid, it should somewhere contain the phrase, “I’m sorry” or “I apologize.” And it should not be in the phrase, “[I’m sorry / I apologize] that you feel this way.”

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Tyrel probably meant a hyperrhombus anyway, which as everyone knows, can be of arbitrary dimension.

Have you considered starting a cuddly toy collection ? There is no shame in such an endeavour. Cuddle your favourite fluffy toy animal, and your terror should subside.

“I apologise again for all my shortcomings”

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In that case the correct answer is either infinity or zero.
Considering the sandwitch has three dimensions, in fourth dimension its size is zero. If the linear size of that sandwitch will allow it to fit into hyperrhombus of at least 4 dimensions, you can stack infinite numbers of it inside, like number of dots you can place in a line, or number of squares you can fit in a cube, like a number of cubes you can fit in a tesseract.
Fifth and sixth dimension won’t already matter much since you’ll already have infinite numbers of sandwitches in four dimensions.

That is, of course, if sandwich can fit that hyperrhombus at all. If its linear size will be smaller than that of a sandwitch, than you won’t fit any inside.

Here, however, fifth and sixth dimension can help, because the larger number of dimensions you have, the larger linear size of the figure you’ll have. For example, compare square and a cube. A diagonal of a square is square root of two multiplied by its side length, while a diagonal of a cube is a square root of three multiplied by its side length. Well, in hypercubes the diagonal is just distance to far end corner with coordinates (x1,x2,x3…xn) where n is number of dimensions where x1=x2=x3=…=xn=x, and its length is sqrt(x1^2+x2^2+…+xn^2) = sqrt(n* x^2) = x*sqrt(n), where again n is number of dimensions. So, you can see how it “grows” with number of dimensions, and thus…

If your sandwitch looks larger than a drawn rhombus, it still could fit into rhombohedron. If it couldn’t fit a rhombohedron, it could be fit into four-dimensional hyperrhombe, if it couldn’t fit into 4-dimensional, it could fit into 5-th or 6-th, etc.

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Oh, so…like your chest?

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No, like your brain.

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That wasn’t even funny Kimmy but keep training Humor to at least level IV and you may get there.

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Ever hear of dice? Imagine one shaped like a rhombus.

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Dice are 3d objects. A die with all sides being rhombi is called a rhombohedron.

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So you’ve learned something from me.

Doctor V, do you or your… sisters?.. actually hold any legitimate power on Kaztropol, and is it even a real place?

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Dear Doctor V,

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck …
… if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

Your fan,
Sol.

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