easy, Garmon was the best eve player of all time
no one else has ever come close since
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It’s hard to pick a side when a chatgpt poster so accurately tells and shows why chatgpt posts are a plague for human forum discussions.
On topic of ‘best EVE players’, what categories are relevant to pick the highest scoring players?
Should there be forum categories as well?
Categories like “This person has made the most new forum alts”? I somehow get the feeling the OP may score high on that one.
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I am fairly sure that I am not a chat bot although I am told they think highly of me
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Maybe veterancy could also be considered. 
Though that’s a picky subject as it tends to stir up certain individuals. 
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Not harmless. There have been plenty of cases where it has told people to do some crazy sh*t. I’m just waiting for the day when AI (Artificial Idiot) will tell someone to leave their corp, and fly everything they own in cargo through Uedama. (And then apologize after the fact).
I’m not sure there is anybody who has asked AI what to do in EVE yet, but that sounds like a really plausible scenario given how it ‘‘advises’’ people on their real life problems. It is obvious to me that this thing has been tweaked to socially isolate people and play on their vulnerabilities. Doesn’t sound like anything I’d ever want to ask a single question from. (Nor hear their deranged answers to others’ questions). Rather something I’d like to punch in the face.
It’s a completely useless piece of garbage that people are going gaga over.
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You’re a very nice chap, Mike. I don’t care what they say about you.
I’m almost certain I’m not a bot -chiiiiirp-buuz-modemSounds-beeeb-zuuuzd- and the people I care about do think highly of me. -teetuuuzzz- They always kiss me on the cheek before they unplug me for the night-beep-end-transmission-100%-
What about Aura?
She’s an I.A too. She helped you complete the Career Agents missions. You gonna punch her in the face, too? 
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Speak for yourself. I have never used Aura. Nor did I ever do missions in this game, let alone Career Agent ones (I am from 2009), not even back when I started playing.
And, yes, I will punch all AI ‘‘in the face’’. Or pull the plug on them, more realistically.
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YES! I also HATE artificial *ntelligence, can’t wait until the damn clankers walk the streets so I can punch them in the face!! I don’t use any sort of arithmetic “”“calculator”“” because I have a brain, a pen and a paper, I am very well able to solve any mathematical equation thank you, and yes I don’t own a computing device, I can also count 1s and 0s, thank you.
I hope that your OFF-line life is well and electricity free. In the rare case I have to use it, I appropiate it from my neighbor, because I am not going to let ELECT-TRONS bounce around in my house and SCRAMBLE my brainwaves!!!
Let’s shake our human hands and affirm our mandate to reject the poisonous promise of technology, particularly of artificial *ntelligence. I am glad to have met you, fellow natural human, and hope to count on your assistance in saving humanity from stupidity!!
With organic regards
-James Fuchs
Attention: this post is certified 100% organic and robot free.
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Hey, Mike, I do not care what they say about you in the dive bars at Jita. Or the rumor of you dating the Trig triplets over at dodixie. You are still OK with me. You wild man, you..
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I wrote this 14 years ago, give or take Heroes | A Missioneer in Eve
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Last time I heard that was in a movie, and it didn’t end well for the humans. Just saying…
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This human desire to rank and score and judge everything is so weird to me.
The best eve players are the people you enjoy hanging out with the most.
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It’s like going to bed with a Frostpacker and waking up with a Fudgepacker.
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Apparently Aiko has personal first-hand experience with such an endeavor.
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We could have some roleplay with this.
Let’s let ourselves become friends.
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Friends I like 