You would not undock your ship,
If ten million capsules hit,
And lit up your station for it’s kit.
'Cause they’d fill the void of space,
And leave tear drops in your place,
You’d think me rude
But I’d just stand and … Stare!
I’d like to make myself believe
That our station will survive,
Wake up the FC’s so that we can shoot some noobs,
'Cause everything is never as it seems
'Cause I’d get a thousand frags
From ten thousand ships on tag
As they tried to shoot me out of space
A lazer above my head
A missile beneath my ship
The timer is just hanging by a thread
(Thread, thread…)
I’d like to make myself believe
That our station will survive,
Wake up the FC’s so that we can shoot some noobs,
'Cause everything is never as it seems
(When I shoot some noobs)
Leave the door open just a crack
(Please take me away from here)
'Cause I feel like such a maniac
(Please take me away from here)
Why do I tire of shooting these?
(Please take me away from here)
They pose no threat to us in our space
(Ha-ha)
To ten million capsuleers
I’m weird 'cause I hate this chair
I got trigger happy as they I call the shots.
(Called the shots)
But we know where they all are
If my D-Scan gets real bizarre
'Cause I hit the key and saw them by my moon
(Moon, Moon, Moon…)
Hello, everyone! I’m new to Eve Online and I’m looking for a solid PVP Corp to allow me to learn, observe and apply myself to help further the corporation! Take me!
I’d like to make myself believe
That our station will survive,
Wake up the FC’s so that we can shoot some noobs,
'Cause everything is never as it seems
(When I shoot some noobs)
I’d like to make myself believe
That our station will survive,
Wake up the FC’s so that we can shoot some noobs,
'Cause everything is never as it seems
Be not afraid of Wormholes, but deliver us from local.
If the only thing holding you back from wormholes is loss of “Local”, please come and have a chat.
So c’mon
With the lack of local comes only more chance for you to jump on your prey! Join us and learn how TODAY!
Do you hate local then join us!
Failing that… Want “Dank Frags”? Join us!
Not just a f1 pilot? join us in wh space!
Come join our North America time zone fleets!
Even F1 monkeys can join so long as you know the other keys exist 
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Not really a pvp corp. Mining corp btw.
Get in my hole!
Recruitment still open! 
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You should just come play with the big boys, end of! We have many fights to be had and FAR more fun than pressing F1 whilst anchored 