That’s right, I like real meet too, none of that processed doesn’t-even-look-like-meat stuff 
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Especially when it comes to cat biscuits as it can be troublesome trying to work out what’s inside.
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The title is the giveaway - CAT
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Zaera went to the zoo with her top of the range SLR camera (Zaera likes having the best). She showed a jaguar @Aallin_Gicquet’s mini panthers
The jaguar was not impressed
neither was the panther
the tiger though was most interested
Dissapointed at their response to the cute little kittys , she turned the panther into brickart
and felt much better, however
@Aallin_Gicquet was shocked at how good Zaera’s photography is and how skillfull she is and decided that without delay , he would send her 1 billion ISK
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They all start off looking real cuter
right up to when they start demanding attention and to steal your seat.
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Catwoman will only get catnip.
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I’m an independant woman, send me 1 billion isk to buy my own catnip.
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Fixed it for you. 
OK, I just have to bust your butt on this one. (skinny as it is 
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Why do you always ask for ISK? I had so many tokens for a local bar, I just walked in one night and walked down the bar and tables handing them out till gone and never went back. I made so much ISK in game, I gave ISK to new players on the forums in 5 bil amounts just because they had a sense of humor enough to stand a chance in the game.
And yet, your broke? 
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I like money, Give me 5 bil, I am a new player with a wicked sense of humor.
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You seem to be a high risk investment.
No. 
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Nice try, but you can’t catch me to perform such an act.
Counter proposal. I fly to you, you get to slap me in the face and get the 5 bil. I promise not to take pics of you showing your real age.
Should be an epic bar fight!
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OMG poor thing will be traumatized being forced to watch a lion, poor kitty will think you about to feed it to the lion, will require years of couselling for it’s PTSD.
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