Well, I picked up a handsome hitchhiker last night. He seemed surprised a beautiful young woman like me picked him up late at night . He asked, “Thanks but why did you pick me up? How do you know I’m not a serial killer?”.
I told him the chances of two serial killers in the same car would be astronomical.
Thats good!
Quest done, time to hand it in. I am pretty convinced this is what my cat did when she used to vanish in my studio apartment.
Goblin Slayer anyone?
Goblin Conqueror beats Silly Goblins before any nightmare feasts.
Very cute, but mine is still better
George trusts me when I’m drunk though Sally not so much, I’m not grabby or anything. Just walk a little wobbly.
Though your picture would actually win Caturday if it was your car.
I drank a bottle of wine once, but never again as I woke up on my bed with my kitty sleeping ontop of me. Could have easily stepped on her.
I’m going to overlook that imperfection.
Had you tasted? Cat food? Sometimes I check to make sure it’s not only smelling okay. Check the taste.
My kitty prefers my food, we both have exotic taste.
Last night we had a chineese.
Such a cute picture.
He clearly rules over your household , you are his slave.
Welcome back! It took a cat to get you to post again!
I had a cat in FL that I would hunt lizards around the house with. Except I was the hunting dog that pointed out the prey for the cat. The cat could not see the native green ones so I would point, the cat would crouch and get ready, then I would flush out the target, and the cat would pounce. One bite, one kill. Then look up at me “next” in his eyes until we had circled the house.
I felt bad at the time for killing off the insect control but in the end, it didn’t matter as invasive species took over anyway.
No mammals back then. 
