[CAVTT] The Test of Faith

Subtle threats? My dear Lord Consort, let me walk you through why she will not like dabbling in the other two:

  1. The quality or state of being Nauplius.

Your wife has turned into Nauplius. Are you gonna be happy about this? Will you enjoy sleeping with Nauplius? Would you? Or would it cause marital distress? I mean, I assume she would not like marital distress. Who knows, maybe she would.

  1. The practice of promising genocidal attacks on civilian population centers while serving only to bring armed reprisal upon one’s own properties.

Will she enjoy armed reprisals upon her own properties? No matter how effective the defense, some members of the household staff will almost certainly be injured or killed at some point. Will she like that?

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