CCP april fools - Gate to Stain

Here we go again…

If they had the balls, they would have said they were reconnecting Amarr to Jita. Now, seeing the reaction to that would have been fun.

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Anything is better than 40+ gates

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Unfortunately, the gate to Stain would have been built sooner, but construction efforts were held up for some time after an Orca attempted to use the gate early and became lodged sideways in the jump tunnel.

:face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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It’s much less, ~10 usually, sometimes less if lucky.

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Your freighter first. I’ll be right behind ya.

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I‘m clever, I split my stuff in DST portions. :stuck_out_tongue:

Hauling all day, snore.

Nah, only transport low volume stuff.

why not
2 big empires…
hey guys… the helmet Russians stole our trade route gate (and system)
o ■■■■ the boss will be pissed about it :frowning:
lets build another
good idea

the end

When you joke about giving players something they actually want I think its easy to point the finger and say joke is on you.

Like you read your own forums anyway, right? lol

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Unfortunately, the gate to Stain would have been built sooner, but construction efforts were held up for some time after an Orca attempted to use the gate early and became lodged sideways in the jump tunnel.

It’s funny how this coincides with container ship Evergreen stuck in Suez canal. :rofl:

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I would love to see a Hyper Gate which would link Amarr to Jita, i know it would never happen but its a cool idea…
I would also make it look a bit different to a normal gate design!

But seriously, a gate from Saminer to F7-ICZ seems reasonable enough? CCPlease?

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Maybe CCP can allow a player corp/alliance to install a gate and charge a jump fee. The wars over who controls that could be pretty good.

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It was all I could do to try to imagine who was doing the long awaiting here. If anyone was, they dropped the game five years ago.

The April Fools is on CCP. I can’t fly an Orca anymore, and no one else is enough of a failpilot to wedge an Orca sideways.

In other news, I can neither confirm nor deny beta-testing Cargo Ship Simulator :crazy_face:

Look, last year was botty-mcbotface or whatever it was… this time, it’s low effort, and I was searching for this gate for hours and hours and could not find it :wink:

Is there no higher effort fools joke than this? :popcorn:

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