Ccp needs SAVED! Hidden emergency SOS!


(Shailagh) #1

Anyone else get the impression that Ccp was signaling us with the minutes like a sneaky signal screaming HELP from the bosses/managers/strategy team??

In 12 years the minutes have never been so hopeless and gloomy.

The devs did it to signal us

Like a vietnam hostage blinking during video?

Like Harrison Ford flashing air force ones tail lights in air force one?

Like a secret s.o.s. message?

Like a distress codeword?

Like a dogwhistle?

CCP REPLY TWICE IF YOU NEED SAVED FROM UPPER MANAGEMENT!

REPLY THREE TIMES IF EVE IS BEING SOLD TO EA!

LOCK THIS THREAD IF WE ARE YOUR ONLY HOPE!


(Ramona McCandless) #2

thread remains open indefinately


(Gadget Helmsdottir) #3

You would think they know how to hire mercs…

Oh, watchlist…

Maybe not.

–Gadget can make a few calls


(Shallanna Yassavi) #4

Maybe some or all of CCP should spend a week or two doing anything but thinking about EVE. I don’t think the game would catch on fire in that time span.

Nothing like some time away to allow you to come up with a fresh perspective sometimes. Also a work schedule which doesn’t change ever tends to drive at least some people crazy after long enough, even if it’s not crunch.


(xxxTRUSTxxx) #5

yes if you count every third letter and use it to create a new message you can clearly see they are screaming for help.

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yes as you can see a clear message for help, hurry everyone, women and children to the boats first!

:wink: :stuck_out_tongue: hahahahaha


(Baba Ji) #6

Translation:

We have the boat loaded with chicken wings. Arrive at 6pm wearing hip waders.


(xxxTRUSTxxx) #7

boats and hoes :sunglasses:


(Buoytender Bob) #8

I have a sneaky suspicion that the answer for CCP lies in The Money Pit on Oak Island.

Equal amount of rumor and optimism to start, misdirection, false starts, dead ends, conning, and finally huge disillusionment and depression.
CCP Guard can be our Zena Halpern.


(system) #9

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