Christmas Shenanigans

Hi all you Christmas fiends! 'tis the season to get silly so don’t take this thread seriously or you will have coal in your stocking!

But if you write down what you wish for this Christmas the Grinch will make sure you get it… no, I’m telling you he will!

The catch is, your wish has to do with something ( or someone ) in EVE Online, of course. The real world doesn’t really exist, it’s just an illusion.

So be selfish for once ( or twice ) and think about yourself.
What do you want for your EVE Christmas?

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Here’s a (revised list) for the holiday season.

• All Empire gate guns to start firing on anyone with a security or Empire standing of less than 0. At 10x the damage.
• Loot drops change to a random 5-20%. And then explode when opened.
• Killing a player with a smartbomb teleports you to a random wormhole.
• Ganking a Venture locks all available ships until you’ve mined 1,000,000 Veldspar. In an Ibis.
• Concord starts randomly podding Criminal offenders. Concord now shows up to kill Suspect offenders.
• Setting your safety to Criminal in high-sec causes your ship to explode. If already set, your ship explodes on undock.
• All Jita scammers permanently lose chat. Forever.

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Hello, Sibylla

My wish is that CCP makes an announcement regarding the longevity of the game.
They would announce that there is now collision and Wear&Tear mechanics. Ships can explode if they bump against anything: asteroids, stations, gates, each other… and ships would become old and damaged, less performant from overuse and finally be useless after 5 or 6 months.
In that vision, PvP would then be phased out as it would no longer be needed for ship destruction and only PvE would survive the nerf bat.
EVE would become a true Sandbox with all the careers that make Sandboxes great, Exploration, Industry, Ratting, Hauling…
And in doing so, CCP would save the game into another bright decade of higher player involvement, plenty of new players and profits-a-gogo.

Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas

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going to give thread a fresh try, many posts removed for the below, if there is an issue with a post, please flag it only.

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90% loot drop during the holidays

:blush:

(but only if no criminal timer was involved in either side :smiling_imp:)

For Christmas Zaera wants more fun threads

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My wish is simple
One Billion Isk!

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That’s easy, just hop in a Venture in hisec and start grinding them rocks. :wink:

:blush:

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This Christmas Shenanigans for me will be to figure out how the rats rotate between the asteroid belts.

Hi, Spring Sky.

Nope. I’m staying with the Venture. Not going to train any skill that will not help me mine faster, reprocess better or build well.
No barge, no skiff, pew-pew, no nothing.
Just me, my Venture and space. That’s the way I want my EVE experience to be.

All I want for Christmas is all four Titan Skillbooks!

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I’ll be leaving milk and cookies out because that’s what Santa gets.

But I’ll be damned if your not stuffing a bank roll of one billion isk in my stocking.

Because I’ve been good and I deserve it!

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Only if you’ve been a bad girl

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Gate guns have a % change of firing on low sec status offenders that changes randomly, or even possibly by sec status, as well as ramping up over time.

Loot drops get randomized when criminal timers are involved. Could be 5%, could be 90%. Might get santa, might get the grinch.

New fun holiday gates open up but are old tech and faulty and can throw you various interesting places. Would also work for filaments, just break them a bit and randomize the spawn points till a “fix” is created.

Miners can find shiny bits in random roids but need to transport them somewhere dangerous to cash them in.

Mission runners can get “death spawns”. The factions have had enough and will warp in randomly to gank and pod them for their crimes against the factions.

Suspects now aggro sentry guns randomly because of a failure in the sentry gun system because of an external hacking attempt.

Edit** fixed the wall of text post

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The ability to wd null blks.

Guess I’m the naughty list with Zaera lol

But maybe just maybe Santa Kaera is the real gift this holiday season. :thinking:

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I like that one…a lot of miners seem too risk averse for that imo…but who knows. Greed can be a powerful motivator. :slight_smile:

Have been naughty too :frowning: it’s a lump of coal for me, I guess.

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What I want for Christmas:

A Modal Light Neutron Particle Accelerator blueprint.

and

A Gnosis blueprint.

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Copy or original? :thinking:

:blush: