CONCORD and their fluid router woes

Perhaps the on going infiltration of the Federation by Rogue Drones in People Suits has reached a tipping point.

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We’ve had those for ages, we usually call them ‘Politicians’ though.

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OH MY GOD MAYBE THE ROGUE DRONES ARE IN DRIFTER SUITS NOW AND THEY’VE TAKEN OVER GUTTER PRESS!?!?!?!

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Drifters seem to know that if you don’t have something nice to say, then don’t say anything. That would pretty much rule them out.

Unless of course it’s an astonishingly clever disguise.

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Expect a knock on your door in the next fifteen minutes. No reason.

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The nice men in suits would like a chat?

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Will this “chat” end in anyone “expiring” at the end? Or will it end in an “unfortunate accident”?

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Everything is fine. There are no rogue drones posing as organics. There are no rogue drones posing as semi-organics. CONCORD’s fluid router issues were caused by a technican’s error. They were in no way related to any interference from emergent or re-emergent forms of infomorphic life.

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But how do you know the technician wasn’t a rogue drone in a people suit?

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There are no rogue drones in people suits. There are no rogue drones posing as organics. Everything is fine. Pay no attention to these minor service interruptions and technical issues. There is no threat from any emergent or re-emergent form of infomorphic life.

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Are you sure?

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I am sure. There is no need for alarm. There are no rogue drones posing as organics. Everything is fine.

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Spoken like a real rogue drone…

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That’s exactly what a person wearing a rogue drone suit wearing a people suit would say, to distract attention from rogue drones in people suits wearing a rogue drone suit wearing a people suit !

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Beep.

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Trinary

Deitra Vess, is a Drifter in a Sebiestor suit !

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I do like the suit though, shows taste and style. Perhaps rogue drones have been misjudged.

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Have you ever tried a sex-bot with rogue AI?

Such a thrill when you don’t know if the convulsion is from extreme pleasure or because it is trying to kill you.

:heart:

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I prefer the real thing. Humans I mean, not ‘real’ rogue AI.

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I like how people say “real” like it’s a thing.

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