CONCORD and their fluid router woes

Fiction Portal Intergalactic Summit
21

Perhaps the on going infiltration of the Federation by Rogue Drones in People Suits has reached a tipping point.

1 Like
22

We’ve had those for ages, we usually call them ‘Politicians’ though.

2 Likes
23

OH MY GOD MAYBE THE ROGUE DRONES ARE IN DRIFTER SUITS NOW AND THEY’VE TAKEN OVER GUTTER PRESS!?!?!?!

4 Likes
24

Drifters seem to know that if you don’t have something nice to say, then don’t say anything. That would pretty much rule them out.

Unless of course it’s an astonishingly clever disguise.

2 Likes
25

Expect a knock on your door in the next fifteen minutes. No reason.

2 Likes
26

The nice men in suits would like a chat?

3 Likes
27

Will this “chat” end in anyone “expiring” at the end? Or will it end in an “unfortunate accident”?

1 Like
28

Everything is fine. There are no rogue drones posing as organics. There are no rogue drones posing as semi-organics. CONCORD’s fluid router issues were caused by a technican’s error. They were in no way related to any interference from emergent or re-emergent forms of infomorphic life.

4 Likes
29

But how do you know the technician wasn’t a rogue drone in a people suit?

2 Likes
30

There are no rogue drones in people suits. There are no rogue drones posing as organics. Everything is fine. Pay no attention to these minor service interruptions and technical issues. There is no threat from any emergent or re-emergent form of infomorphic life.

1 Like
31

Are you sure?

2 Likes
32

I am sure. There is no need for alarm. There are no rogue drones posing as organics. Everything is fine.

1 Like
33

Spoken like a real rogue drone…

3 Likes
34

That’s exactly what a person wearing a rogue drone suit wearing a people suit would say, to distract attention from rogue drones in people suits wearing a rogue drone suit wearing a people suit !

2 Likes
35

01100101100110111002

Beep.

2 Likes
36

Trinary

Deitra Vess, is a Drifter in a Sebiestor suit !

4 Likes
37

I do like the suit though, shows taste and style. Perhaps rogue drones have been misjudged.

2 Likes
38

Have you ever tried a sex-bot with rogue AI?

Such a thrill when you don’t know if the convulsion is from extreme pleasure or because it is trying to kill you.

:heart:

1 Like
39

I prefer the real thing. Humans I mean, not ‘real’ rogue AI.

2 Likes
40

I like how people say “real” like it’s a thing.

1 Like