Contract for Hire

Well that’s just cheating. Might as well just get a skull molded mug at that point.

… all this said, I’m not convinced a bassist I know hasn’t had an actual femur turned into a guitar neck. He just grins weirdly when questioned.

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Wouldn’t that be kinda… short… for a guitar neck?

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Probably it’s just sort of a decoration rather than the structure itself.

About the skull: it seems like sealing it with tallow from a certain source would achieve the desired level of morbid menace.

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What Aria said. He’s far too consummate a musician to compromise the sound quality with inferior quality materials. Every damn instrument he owns look like he nailed together bits and pieces of a mortuary (edit: that is, the ones that don’t look like unholy machines of sorts. There’s this one thing he brings on stage I don’t even know what is, but it looks like a Sansha cruiser crossed with a Cynabal in some horrific blend of madness. Sounds amazing though), but it’s all decorative.

… in that “how are you free to roam the public?” kind of way.

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Does it crank?

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I am legally prohibited from answering questions about the specific capabilities of Sarz’namarr on stage, due to insurance reasons and various local limitations on WMD utilization.

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But then it wouldn’t be the skull of your enemy, would it.

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That sounds like a strange prohibition for the owner of a legally-divine posterior to have.

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Can we not? That’s an old, old joke and the recipes are secret for commercial reasons, not sinister ones.

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40 Million for fifty three month old corpses? Gonna have to up the bounty a bit there, lad.

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To late.

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Please be advised that this contract has now been fulfilled.

Thank you to those that expressed interest in fast tracking our goals.

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