As Greatest Sani Sabik Capsuleer Philosopher of the Modern Era, and also Greatest IGS Comedienne YC121, I am authorised and empowered to make the following statement on the Triglavian Invasion Crisis.
Eat Laser Death, You Disgusting Alien Weirdoes !
Sincerely,
Dr. V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology, Kaztropolis Imperial University.