Dirtiest Ship in EVE

[Jonah_Gravenstein]

@DeMichael_Crimson

I’ve got way too many ships sitting in station that need cleaning

Put those exotic dancers to work, and that damsel with the loose morals that keeps going back to Krull.

[Geo_Eclipse_Oksaras]

@Archer_en_Tilavine has plenty of harems at jita 4-4 he could loan you. as long as you feed them to clean your ships @DeMichael_Crimson

[Archer_en_Tilavine]

@Destiny_Corrupted @Xuxe_Xu @Runa_Yamaguchi get to work

[DeMichael_Crimson]

@Jonah_Gravenstein

Put those exotic dancers to work, and that damsel with the loose morals that keeps going back to Krull.

lol, sounds like a good business venture, especially if they’re wearing Bikinis.

Probably should do that since the Janitors aren’t doing their job…

@Geo_Eclipse_Oksaras I’ve got plenty of Dancers and other’s sitting in station, guess it’s about time I put them all to work…

[Destiny_Corrupted]

Sure, no problem. Just leave the keys inside the ship, I’ll take care of it.

[DeMichael_Crimson]

Got another dirty one here, Minmatar Stabber Cruiser with Nefantar skin.

Before cleaning

After cleaning

Got a few other ships that are really super dirty but I’ll just let them sit for the next time a thread like this is posted…

[Sylvia_Kildare]

@Geo_Eclipse_Oksaras

IIRC, even if they sit docked up, they can still collect dirt and grime

Yep, it’s literally based only on how long since the hull was assembled (unpackaged) and/or last cleaned.

[Bataav]

I think this is the grubbiest I’ve let one of my ships get.

[tutucox_Khamsi]

[Valdor_Belaric]

Left eve in 2013, came back to this dirty ship:

[doodel_danger]

If it depends on how long the ship has been there then my ibis might be the dirtiest thing in my ship bays

[Sylvia_Kildare]

I should also add there’s a cap where it can’t get any dirtier. I’m gonna guess somewhere in the 3 months to 6 months range.

So eventually all of your non-packaged ships will be at MAX DIRT if you don’t ever clean then (or lose them and have to replace them).

[Avaelica_Kuershin]

One advantage to dark SKINs is the dirt doesn’t show so badly.

[Pix_Severus]

[Salt_Foambreaker]

[Archer_en_Tilavine]

Salt went from having herpes to just one herpe after that cleaning.

[doodel_danger]

You can have a single herpe? Does that mean if you have aids you can gain an aid

[Sylvia_Kildare]

@Avaelica_Kuershin

One advantage to dark SKINs is the dirt doesn’t show so badly.

Yes, most Amarr ships with their Cold Irons on look quite excellent whether clean, partway dirty, or full-on dirty, IMO.

My least fave ships with dirt on ‘em are the SOE default skins (white with red trim). Just like with cars, white paintjobs show the dirt the most… and I don’t think it’s flattering in the SOE ships’ case.

[Jonah_Gravenstein]

@Sylvia_Kildare

Just like with cars, white paintjobs show the dirt the most

Nope black cars are the ones that show the dirt the most, ask any auto detailing business.

[Avaelica_Kuershin]

What you really want is bogan* grade grey and/or red primer paint job.
Almost Minmatar, now that I think of it.