It remains a mystery why Gallente and Minmatar still form an alliance. Their bonds were tried by the Coileile incident, Minmatars have even assaulted CONCORD itself, and still Federation backs them up besides all the provocations and hostile movements committed by tribals.
They are the warmongers, they are the bullies, they attack the Empire over such insignificant detail as Imperial way of penal punishment (slavery), they are the terrorists, since amount of so-called “freedom fighters” (well known illegal terrorist groups) is highest in the Republic. They are brutal, warmongering savages that attack the basis of civilization.
Unlike them, gallenteans have reputations of luxurous adepts of invididualism and disgusting degree of hedonism. They are known for being bullies to the neighbors - but for different reasons, still tryng to enforce their narrow ideals to others, in case of gallenteans that would be such inefficient management form as democracy. Nations without democracy develop way faster and surely represent threat to the Federation, and instead of trying to develop faster themselves, they try to stunt others growths. Unlike same minmatars Gallente have hegemonic tendencies and try to put others under their heel - about same to the old Amarr Empire during Minmatar day of darkness, when it was invading others to enforce the Faith - now the Federation does this to enforce Democracy.
And yet, Minmatars are fine with that, despite they were victims of similar approach thousand years ago from different group.
There is one thing, however, that keeps two so different nations together. It’s actually rather simple. If we look at the culture of two nations, we can notice one peculiar thing…
Minmatars love to walk with minimal clothes, showing off their skin.
Gallentean love to watch holos with naked people.
That’s it, Ladies and Gentlemen!
If we force Minmatars to dress up properly, that will finally break this awkward peace-disrupting alliance and we will finally win the war!
I propose to all cloth producing corporations to start manufacting full body coverage minmatar clothes for export.