It’s pretty obvious to anyone playing the game that there are some glaring holes which, if addressed, could greatly bolster the community’s numbers. Below I have listed some examples.
1. 1bil ISK sign-up bonus: This would incentivize new players to show up so I could rob them of said ISK. …I mean, something something spending power and it DEFINITELY wouldn’t instantly destabilize the entire market
2. “PvP Safe Zones”: Everyone knows that the only correct way to PvP is to never leave the station or interact or do anything. Therefore all authors of “pvp nerf” threads will be asked to attend a real-life seminar on the pros of EvE PvP vs IRL PvP
C. No damage at all: Let’s be real for a minute. When in human history have weapons EVER hurt another person? Never, I say! Therefore all weapons should do 0 damage
9. Better Education: I’m not 112% sure how to count correctly but I think my list method might not be accurate
2. PvP Only Zones: If space is 100% safe, then PvP should happen elsewhere. Each player must, upon accepting a duel, log out and meet up irl. There they will have the option to play Paper Rock Scissors. The first player to punch the other, automatically wins
These are just some of the fine ideas floating out of my decidedly not narcotics-addled mind, and I’m assured by the talking neon badger on the wall that it is a good list. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.