Everything you ever needed to know about The Demon War but were too afraid to ask

[Lasairiona_Raske]

Guess you’ve been out of the loop. Naup has forsaken the Red God, apparently.

[Jade_Blackwind]

@Lasairiona_Raske

Guess you’ve been out of the loop. Naup has forsaken the Red God, apparently.

Really?! The great prophet has fallen? A pity. Now we’ll never know if Jin-Mei, Ni-Kunni and Deteis are also lost tribes of Minmatar…

@Rana_Ash

Ok serious questions, does a hyper garlic taste more or less than a normal garlic? And does it smell less or more??

It’s 12-dimensional, so I guess the smell and taste would permeat the very fabric of the universe. Like, imagine quantum strings, quarks and ■■■■, smelling of garlic. The Mannar one is pathetic compared to that. Also does bad job at keeping Sani Sabik bloodsuckers away.

[Slayer_Liberator]

How does garlic ward off blooders

[Arrendis]

You use a water-based garlic paste to make big garlic-ceramic shells, load them into your 1400mm artillery, and blow the blooders up?

[Slayer_Liberator]

That works but what if I’m not in space?

[Arrendis]

Make smaller garlic-ceramic shells?

The best part is, you can use the rifling on the barrels to grate off some of the garlic for seasoning.

[Nico_Boru]

@Jade_Blackwind

It’s 12-dimensional, so I guess the smell and taste would permeat the very fabric of the universe. Like, imagine quantum strings, quarks and ■■■■, smelling of garlic.

■■■■. I hate garlic.

[Rana_Ash]

@Jade_Blackwind

It’s 12-dimensional, so I guess the smell and taste would permeat the very fabric of the universe. Like, imagine quantum strings, quarks and ■■■■, smelling of garlic. The Mannar one is pathetic compared to that. Also does bad job at keeping Sani Sabik bloodsuckers away.

So is it better for cooking?

@Arrendis

You use a water-based garlic paste to make big garlic-ceramic shells, load them into your 1400mm artillery, and blow the blooders up?

Sounds legit :D, so you can cook and kill at the same time. Thats actually a neat resturant idea

[Jade_Blackwind]

@Slayer_Liberator

How does garlic ward off blooders

Surprise: it doesn’t. You can do what Arrendis said, but Phased Plasma and EM still do it better.

@Rana_Ash

So is it better for cooking?

Probably, if you don’t mind getting rid of all your kitchen stuff after each meal… Though even that won’t help: 12-dimensional garlic irrevocably corrupts spacetime, so your past, your future and a quite a number of alternate realities around you will continue to reek of garlic.

[Rana_Ash]

@Jade_Blackwind

Probably, if you don’t mind getting rid of all your kitchen stuff after each meal… Though even that won’t help: 12-dimensional garlic irrevocably corrupts spacetime, so your past, your future and a quite a number of alternate realities around you will continue to reek of garlic.

Oh what a horrible punishment, unless you live in in some fortisar or something…

[Tyrel_Toov]

GM, I rolled a nat one on my intimidate against the demon lord, what do?

[Mizhara_Del_thul]

The Demon Lord finds you adorable, grabs you and starts petting you. Your name is now George and you have two turns left before your head is crushed.

Roll 2d10 stupid damage per round.

[Tyrel_Toov]

Actually, I have immunity against stupid damage thanks to the “sarcastic asshole” feat.

[Mizhara_Del_thul]

… damn, you must love the Summit, UnderSummit and this place.
One round until your head is mush. Let’s hope your party likes you.

[Tyrel_Toov]

I can tolerate them.

I cast chill touch on him and dump 65 million souls into it from the swine soul siphoner.

[Mizhara_Del_thul]

… shite, I don’t have that Errata. Someone else step in here?

[Deitra_Vess]

I cast dispell on tyrel.

Your welcome.

[Mizhir]

Nerds