Welcome back to another installment of the Amico Mafia Times! Today I am exposing the dirty market of how the TLA leadership along with an individual at WTM who made BILLIONS combining CRACK with their damage mods such as mag stabs, heat sinks, and more.
picture of leadership enjoying their dirty ISK
In the last article I exposed JAMES BABOLI as the funder of all the chaos currently happening within the halls of WTM. However, like in life nothing operates in a bubble.
βHow has James been funding everything at WTM Tony!?β - Amico Mafia Associate
GOOD QUESTION! HEREβS HOW!!
James Baboli has been working with the lingfing mafia over at TLA and my inside agents even CAUGHT the TLA leader Song Lingfing lurking within the WTM general chat.
I theorize James takes the crack abyssal modules from TLA leadership and hands them off within WTM trade chat to make insane profits of 1000% on EACH module. I mean common the guy is loaded! BOTH OF THEM ARE LOADED (wink wink WTM FBI?) I speculated their relationship maybe coming to an end as James no longer has a need for the second hand bootleg crack abyssal modules such as this one my investigative team identified in our hunt.
That module was grown in a dirty lab with no lights, no love, and billions of ISK lost in the pursuit of pumping as much STEROIDS into one module to get the coveted max stats for incursion ships as it is written that the pilot who deals the most DPS has the most social credits. James and Song can make these modules on the cheap and all the people in their trade chats will lap that up like water 24/7.
I SAY NO MORE TO THIS UNETHICAL PRACTICE! Abyssal modules should be grown with love, grass fed, and cared for until they are made into their quality modules at a FAIR price.
By feeding the cows with grass and keeping them stress free beautiful abyssal modules can be made. With my independent mafia journalism and unshakeable ethics when it comes to the FACTS and running a reputable abyssal module growing business I may not be as rich as the Babolis or the Lingfings but at least I know my customers enjoy a great meal at a fair price . Who knows? Maybe it may increase their DPS without the need for steroids?
Please continue tuning in for more news regarding the incursion community! ALOT of events going on with the power struggle going on but it is important to write this somber article about how all of this chaos is possible because ISK keeps the world turning.
Original Thread Read Now!!: WTM HOSTILE TAKEOVER! - Fiction Portal / Player Fiction - EVE Online Forums
Per my lawyer: This is 100% satire and done in my roleplaying capacity as a Amico Mafia Boss Journalist. All gifs belong to their respective owners. All content is speculative in nature and should not be taken seriously. I hold none of these beliefs implied or stated.
ISD Regulatory Statement: This roleplay content calls out two members of the EVE Online community. They belong in incursion communities of Warp to Me and TLA. This was done in character and all respective RP posts are done in-character also.